Template:The Earth Land Chronicles/July 2013

 ''Welcome to another issue of The Earth Land Chronicles. This article will a relatively sarcastic overview of things in the Fairy Tail series, which will probably be presented in chronological order. This could include main villains, Dragon Slayers, Celestial Spirits, all in the order they were revealed. Our first series will be the story arcs of Fairy Tail, with an arc being done each month. So let's continue with the Tenrou Island arc.'' 

Welcome to the newest edition of The Earthland Chronicles where we're going to go through the various arcs of Fairy Tail in comedic style! This month, we're continuing with the Tenrou Island arc!

Picking up where we left off, Grimoire Heart has invaded Tenrou Island, Ultear has encountered an angry Zeref and the Mages of Fairy Tail are in arduous battles against the powerful Dark Mages.

In a stunning upset, Ultear has defeated Zeref since he was apparently sleeping (note: he was not napping) and unable to use his real power. Over with Natsu and Makarov, Wendy works to heal them but finds Natsu's dirty scarf blocking her. Yeah, that Zeref really soiled it =/

The first of the inter-guild fights are Elfman and Evergreen fighting against L Rustyrose of the 7 kin. As expected, these two lovers can't shut up and always argue just like an old married couple (man that phrase is used a lot) in even the most serious of scenarios. As is standard of villains, Rustyrose reveals what their plan is to the enemies and we find out they want Zeref to create the Ultimate Magic World where only Magic beings can live, even though only 10% of the population can use Magic and those that can't employ those who can. Apparently, economics isn't something Hades taught his kids. Of course, we get a little spouting about how everyone must support each other, but the fat that it's coming from someone other than Natsu makes it work. But thanks to this guy's boss Magic known as Arc of Embodiment, he pretty much owns Evergreen and binds them to his totem poll. This is pretty much a "we're gonna die, let's say what's on our mind" moment, in which the two begin talking and Elfman thanks Evergreen for bringing him so far in the trial. BOOM!

Elsewhere on the island, Gray, Cana, Lucy and Loke are currently getting their asses kicked by Caprico. As it turns out, the dude is using Human Subordination Magic, which temporarily weakens humans. As it turns out, he's also the Celestial Spirit Capricorn (which we all saw coming). Therefore, it's gonna be Spirit on Spirit as Loke turns into his spirit form (complete with the shades and a classy suit) to engage Caprico while the rest escape, but not before letting everyone get away. Though this turns out to be his plan since Capricorn once belonged to Lucy's mom, who was a Mage. So with that, the berserk battle begins and ultimately ends with the revelation that Caprico is really Zoldeo fused with Capricorn before he is expelled from the body and disintegrates. And now Lucy has another Gold Key for herself while Gray loses his partner. Poor dude just can't catch a break, as we'll see later in this arc.

Soon after, Cana has Lucy reveal the location of Mavis Vermilion's grave before putting her to sleep in the middle of the forest. Turns out to be a pretty bad move as Fairy Tail's fattest enemy, Kain Hikaru shows up to peep at Lucy's panties before crushing her. Luckily, she's able to wake up just in time in a lovely coincidence and fight back. Sadly, her spirits are useless so she decides to run like hell. Understandably, it doesn't work and after suffering some clothing damage so she can show some more skin for the viewers, she's saved by Natsu, who kicks Kain away just in the nick of time. As it turns out, he was fighting Ultear but now he'll team up with Lucy to fight Kain and let Ultear escape with Zeref. However, their battle isn't much better and Kain nearly wins until Natsu grabs a hold of his dolly and begins using it to make Lucy kick his ass through the increased strength. With a little help from Happy, who was actually useful here, Lucy manages to knock the fatass out.

So to cut long stuff short, Cana is close to locating the grave stone, Doranbolt decides to help Fairy Tail leave the island but they refuse and Gray is stalking Ultear. Now onto more plot.

In the battle of Erza and Juvia vs. the loli, even Juvia's water body can be hurt by her attacks. As it turns out, Erza's the 4th person on the list of those she wants to kill, with Gildarts as 3rd, Makarov as 2nd and Gray of all people as first. Bad move, loli. Juvia rises from the water with a look that makes even Erza afraid.

As it turns out, the loli's Magic hurts Juvia's body cause it strike her sense of pain. What? Anyways, Juvia pretty much owns Meredy here and she's force to link their senses and feel each others pain. Good idea, except Juvia can still own her. This is where she gets smart and links them with Gray so that no matter who wins, Gray dies. The dude is feeling everything. Just imagine if they were orgasming. Damn...Alright, wow, that's some evil thinking right there. But unfortunately, this is not gonna end as it seems. Or maybe it does. Anyways, Juvia wins with the power of feelings and everyone cries in the end cause their feelings are being transmitted as well.

Anyways, Gray is then found by Ultear, who tells him that she's Ur's daughter and an ally. Obviously, he doesn't believe this since they're after Zeref, who made Deliora but Ultear really wants him to believe her and says she's following Ur's will. Elsewhere, Lucy and co. get some clothes from Virgo and head out to take down Grimoire Heart. At the same time, Erza is running around the island in her bikini looking for Wendy, but comes across Azuma instead while at the camp where the injured are resting, Pantherlily, Lisanna and Levy are forced to fight Rustyrose.

So on their way out, Natsu and co. are found by Bluenote Stinger of Grimoire Heart, who's powerful as balls, wants to know where Mavis' grave is and so he takes them down pretty easily. Meanwhile, Cana has found the grave of Mavis but when she sees the card she gave Lucy which would signify if she were in trouble, she starts to realize what an ass she was to leave her behind. So now it's time for an origin story! As it turns out, Cana's mom died when she was young and sent her to live with her dad, who turns out to be Gildarts Clive of all people. Too bad he didn't recognize the poor girl (since he didn't know anyways) and was always out on missions. Her goal was to be S-Class and tell him but as it turns out, she always failed, thus her decision to leave if she failed again, since she wouldn't be worthy of being his kid.

Now it's time for the supernatural! OoooOOooOO /o/

Mavis speaks to Cana from beyond the grave and blah blah blah, gives her the power of Fairy Glitter, which she runs off with to save Lucy. Arriving, she casts the new spell she's got but sadly, finds that she's too useless to actually use it properly. But this is almost a good thing for us since, just as she's about to be killed by Bluenote, who should show up, in the most awesome of moments, to save her but Gildarts! And damn is he angry.

Elsewhere on the island, the fruitcake who decided to attack the camp is currently getting his ass handed to him by Freed and Bickslow. In a way that completely redeems their actions during the Fighting Festival arc as far as I'm concerned, the two tell Rustyrose that he's about to get his ass kicked. Having returned when they saw Erza's signal flare along with Gildarts, the battles all across the island are coming to what Lucy describes as the end as we then see a boy staring out at the sea. Sadly, we didn't actually find out who he was until about 20 chapters later though it was pretty obvious anyways.

So in the forests of the island, Erza is currently battling Azuma of the Seven Kin. His tree Magic is pretty much taking out anything Erza can dish and even her best armors aren't helping. It's here that Azume completely uproots the Tenrou Tree and thus eliminates the protection it affords Fairy Tail Mages, thus removing their Magic. Except Erza, of course since even the most evil of villains still wants to fight the good guy (well, girl, but yeah) and so we all know what that means; time for the bandage armor. But surprisingly, even this isn't enough and Erza ends up getting flopped on her ass, apparently defeated.

Far away in a jail cell, it's Carrot's boyfriend who apparently senses Erza's distress and weakly mutters her name. Don't worry dude, it's only a little while longer till the chicks come and save you.



So there you have what I'm gonna consider the middle of the Tenrou Island arc. A good number of plots here and there with flaws, as one would expect. Sadly, there wasn't much to show when it comes to fanservice in these chapters here, so I'm just gonna drop what I found here and try to get away with it.



Yeah, that's basically it. I think the anime gave us a bit more, but it's not on the wiki. Check out the next edition of The Earth Land Chronicles where were will be going over the rest of this long-ass arc including Erza's win, the fight against Hades and the final battle on the island against the King of Dragons: Acnologia!

Till then!



"It was an important test... It meant more to these kids than any adult could ever imagined. This test represented their determination towards their futures... and you've stepped all over it." - Gildarts Clive to Bluenote Stinger in Chapter 234
 * Best Quote of this part of the Arc:

Arc of Embodiment.
 * Best Magic of this part of the Arc:

Gildarts saves Cana from Bluenote.
 * Best Moment of this part of the Arc:

Chapter 223.
 * Best Chapter of this part of the Arc:

Dead-End of Despair.
 * Best Episode of this part of the Arc: