User blog comment:Ultraprime2/Fairy Interview - February 2015/@comment-5268982-20150227100610


 * Aconologia


 * Has anyone ever asked you to marry them?
 * A:....
 * Interviewer: *wears dragon mask*


 * A: Of course, if I say so myself. I don't blame them-as a human I used to be a hot piece of ass!


 * What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
 * A: Be born as a human.


 * What's the worst thing you ever did for revenge?
 * A: Revenge is for petty little people. If you're gonna massacre or slaughter entire civilizations, at least do it for the hell of it, amirite.
 * Interviewer: What kind of sociopath are you?


 * A: The kind that don't give a shit.


 * If the world was ending, who would you have sex with for the last time ever?
 * A: Noone, I'd be too busy bringing the world's end.


 * What is One Piece?
 * A: Certainly NOT IGNEEL! *bam dum ts*
 * Interviewer:...Thank you for your time *takes off dragon mask*


 * A:....Rawr.


 * Gildarts Clive


 * Has anyone ever asked you to marry them?
 * A: lol, do you realize who you're talking to?


 * What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
 * A: Too many to pick one.


 * What's the worst thing you ever did for revenge?
 * A: Revenge is not cool, man. Unless you hurt a friend of mine, that is.


 * If the world was ending, who would you have sex with for the last time ever?
 * A: That bartender Makino. We had a thing going on when I last visited Foosha village, and she's the best I've had since.


 * What is One Piece?
 * A: Nice try, Luffy, but you have to find it for yourself. There are no shortcuts in being a pirate!
 * Interviewer:....Who are you?


 * A: Can't you tell? I'm one of the 4 Emperors, Shanks!


 * Interviewer: .... Dammit, wrong red-haired womanizing drunk man without his left arm serving as a mentor to the main protagonist and being absent for most of the storyline.


 * A: Wut


 * Interviewer: Just go away.