User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Fairy Interview Questions/@comment-1776824-20141001164305

Rogue Cheney

On a scale of 1-10, how hot do you think you are?
 * A: I've never focused on my appearance. My interest is only in Gajeel.
 * Interviewer: I-Isn't that a little weird?
 * A: I have no interest in your observations. My interest is only in Gajeel.
 * Interviewer: ...moving on.

If you had a child, what would you name it?
 * A: Skiadrum, after my deceased (I think) foster father.

'''I'm Fergalicious. What are you?'''
 * A: I am a Dragon Slayer. What kind of ridiculous question is that?

What do you think of the three new magazine writers?
 * A: Raven and God are alright, but that Wrath, he catches my interest almost as much as Gajeel does.

To be or not to be?
 * A: I will never be my future self.
 * Interviewer: That...wasn't really the question, you know.
 * A: I have no interest in your questions, my interest is only in Gaj-
 * Interviewer: Okay, that's it. I'm out. \( o__o)/ *leaves*

Sayla

On a scale of 1-10, how hot do you think you are?
 * A: I myself have no opinion, but Wra- ... I mean Kyouka-sama calls me a perfect 10.
 * Interviewer: W-what did you just say? You almost said Wra-
 * A: I said Kyouka-sama. Let us move on to the next question.

If you had a child, what would you name it?
 * A: Seth, after my darling Wra- ...I mean, I would name it Zeref, after my lord and master.
 * Interviewer: ...

'''I'm Fergalicious. What are you?'''
 * A: Wrath, er, I mean Kyouka-sama says I'm extremely bone-able.
 * Interviewer: Uhuh... ( -___-)

What do you think of the three new magazine writers?
 * A: Raven is a very nice person. I'm sure he'll do nicely. That God is a very strange, perverted man; he's always trying to steal me from my beloved. And that Wrath-sama, why my goodness, he's the perfect specimen of a man. He's so tall, handsome and bi-
 * Interviewer: You're not even trying to hide it anymore. >_>

To be or not to be?
 * A: I will be Wrath-sama's beautiful, horned wife and we will have lots of great sex.
 * Interviewer: Well then...I guess you have fun with that?
 * A: I will. Wrath-sama is kind and gentle, until that is he flips my switch and I beg him to f-
 * Interviewer: Dear god, TMI. <( >__<)>