User talk:Relikz/Archive 1

Magazine
We need to get to work on publishing the magazine. I'll publish all of the articles and I'll also handle Gary and DaRinor's pics... Can you handle all the pics for me, you, and Ish? I'm on a really crappy internet connection right now and it took me a little over an hour to use the multiple upload function. It was murder uploading all of those awards today. :(

Come on! At least finish Fairy Advice. People really look forward to it. :P

Sorry, sorry. I meant to archive that, but, I forgot. :P And you forgot my two Fighting Festival pictures btw. >_>

Upload them for me whore!! I've only gotten three articles published and I've been trying to do them for forever. My internet's too slow. :(

Aye sir.

Great! I'm going to go and try to finish publishing all the articles. But first, I have to get something to eat. I'm starving. >_< Btw, you forgot the cover and Ish's table of contents picture. :P

Re: FA
Max Alors
 * What's your opinion on Imitatia deceiving your entire guild?
 * Max: That's not fair! Who might have ever thought she was an impostor? We'd never seen the real Michelle, and that Imitatia gal had similar measures to Lucy... Though hey, she was much more of a lady than Lucy is.


 * Natsu: For sure.


 * Happy: Aye!


 * Lucy: WHY YOU GUYS...?!


 * If you ate a Devil Fruit, what would its name be?
 * Max: Ah, that's easy! It would be the Suna Suna no Mi, the fruit of sand!


 * Crocodile: Is that so? I'm afraid that fruit has been eaten already.


 * Max: Well, then I'll beat the current user and make what rightfully belongs to me mine!


 * Crocodile: Is that so?


 * Max: Sure thing! Bring it!


 * Crocodile: If that's how you want it...

'''Crocodile effortlessly defeats Max with a single move. Max is left lying on the ground with his pants down and a broom stuffed in his backside.'''


 * Warren, Nab, Jet and Droy: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT BROOM...?!


 * Crocodile: Tsk, don't look at me...


 * What is "Nakama Magic"?
 * Max: That stupid thing which allows Natsu to overwhelm any opponent and always steal the spotlight for no seeming reason. I mean, have you seen that Lightning Flame Dragon Mode? Without it, I'm sure I would have beaten him!


 * Who do you think will be the seventh Guild Master of Fairy Tail?
 * Max: Don't know... Maybe the one able to remove that broom from my ass once and for all!


 * What is your favorite video game?
 * Max: Heh, it's obviously the Prince of Persia series. Haven't you seen those epic sand creatures?

-- 18:40, September 24, 2012 (UTC)

Warren Rocko
 * What's your opinion on Imitatia deceiving your entire guild?
 * Warren: Damn that wench! She shouldn't have done that! I should have scanned her mind for good, and screw privacy! Really, I'd like to give her a less...

Warren spots Imitatia turning into a doll.


 * Warren: A... doll? Mhm...

'''The Imitatia doll is shown lying on the ground below a box, which has one edge suspended by a tiny stick. A thin rope is tied around the stick and goes several meters away, its end being in a small bush where Warren is, more or less, hiding. A piece of paper by the box reads: "Free doll. Come on, little girls!".'''


 * Warren: Ihihih, I'm way too smart!


 * If you ate a Devil Fruit, what would its name be?
 * Warren: Well, let's see... It would be the Rori Rori no Mi, allowing me to generate cute little girls whenever and wherever I want!


 * What is "Nakama Magic"?
 * Warren: That weird thing Natsu and his group of freaks are always abusing of... Though hey, if Wendy-chan was in danger, I could use tons of it, too!


 * Warren "Imagining himself bare-chested and growing huge muscles": GAAAAAAH!


 * Wendy: Ooow, thanks Warren-san!


 * Who do you think will be the seventh Guild Master of Fairy Tail?
 * Warren: Sheesh, no idea. If only it could be Mavis-chan again. All Masters aside from her have been obnoxious hairy geezers...


 * Purehito, Makarov, Macao and Gildarts: ... HEY!!!


 * What is your favorite video game?
 * Warren: That has to be Biko 3! Have you seen that Mayu cutie? Oh man, she reminds me of Wendy-chan soooooooo much...!


 * Wendy: W... Warren-san...!


 * Remnant: I WANT THAT GAME...!!!

-- 16:08, September 28, 2012 (UTC)

Sheesh, that sucks...

-- 22:34, September 28, 2012 (UTC)

Advice
Gildarts
 * What's your opinion on Imitatia deceiving your entire guild?
 * A: Err... women decieving me again. Just like Cornelia! Or was that Sara? Naomi? Nahh, had to be Marie!


 * If you ate a Devil Fruit, what would its name be?
 * A:I would love to eat the Mogu Mogu no Mi, which would turn me into a mole. What? I like moles!


 * What is "Nakama Magic"?
 * A: Psh, I dunno, I'm already powerful so I don't need that crap!


 * Who do you think will be the seventh Guild Master of Fairy Tail?
 * A:Me again! And then I'll give it back to Makarov... again.


 * What is your favorite video game?
 * A: All the games I'm in.

I wanted to, but it's likely I won't.

-- 22:39, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

I'm moving to college tomorrow.

-- 22:50, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

Modern literature.

-- 22:56, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

I think it'll likely be more fun than many other subjects... Though I guess I'll start finding out Monday or Tuesday.

-- 23:01, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

Lol, I see. Anyhow, I'll be off, came back from the cinema with some friends, and right now I'm really sleepy. 'Nite!

-- 23:11, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

'Kay.

Wendy

 * What's your opinion on Imitatia deceiving your entire guild?
 * A: U-u-um I-I don't think it was very nice.


 * If you ate a Devil Fruit, what would its name be?
 * A: I would eat the Boob Boob fruit so I could have a bigger chest. *blushes*


 * What is "Nakama Magic"?
 * A: Nakama Magic is the power that us, the main characters of Fairy Tail, use so that we don't die when we face someone clearly bigger and stronger than us.
 * Lucy: Wendy! You're breaking the fourth wall!!
 * Wendy: Forgive me!!


 * Who do you think will be the seventh Guild Master of Fairy Tail?
 * A: Umm well Gildarts is the strongest I think... but Laxus is Master's grandson... but then again Erza is unbelievably strong... but Mira's really strong too and she's nice... but Natsu-san and Gray-san aren't pushovers... but Freed is really powerful as well... but then again...
 * Me: *backs away slowly*


 * What is your favorite video game?
 * A: Grand Theft Auto.

Bob

 * What's your opinion on Imitatia deceiving your entire guild?
 * A: My guild wasn't deceived...


 * If you ate a Devil Fruit, what would its name be?
 * A: The Trap Trap fruit so I could trap all the young men in my room. Tee hee.


 * What is "Nakama Magic"?
 * A: I wouldn't know. It's reserved for the main characters.
 * Lucy: Not you too Bob-san. -___-


 * Who do you think will be the seventh Guild Master of Fairy Tail?
 * A: I'm hoping it's that cute little Gray Fullbuster! I'd love for him to show up at the regular meetings.


 * What is your favorite video game?
 * A: Cute Little Boys and Cross Dressing Old Men: Reloaded

Rocker

 * What's your opinion on Imitatia deceiving your entire guild?
 * A: ...


 * If you ate a Devil Fruit, what would its name be?
 * A: ...


 * What is "Nakama Magic"?
 * A: ...


 * Who do you think will be the seventh Guild Master of Fairy Tail?
 * A: ...


 * What is your favorite video game?
 * A: ...


 * Me: You'll have to forgive him folks. We told him not to speak until Quatro Cerebus was actually good for something besides getting their asses beat.

Suggestions
Hey whore, me need some suggestions for pics for FTATCOA. My computer is running slow and it takes forever to view images on Dev. Just think of all the images that caught your eye this month and link me to them if possible. >_>

Didn't think about that. >_>

Fairy Advice
Since the month ends tomorrow, may I assume we won't be doing any?

-- 13:17, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

How am I supposed to know why that's its name? That ain't one of my articles!

-- 18:54, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

Articles
Start publishing your articles whore. You take yourself and Ish. I'll take myself and Nessie.

So the filthy whore finally decides to respond? Fine. I can do the templates. Just make sure you get Ish's pics too.

Don't know if you've noticed...but ONE OF YOUR DAMN ARTICLES ISN'T FINISHED!

"Sad hamster expression" No Magazine?

-- 21:55, November 1, 2012 (UTC)

I will kill the editor...
Carrot: Need some help handsome? ;D

Rauleli: WHAT THE FUCK!?! CARROT!!! >:O WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND SO IS JAKUHO!! *stops speaking to Carrot*

Carrot: T^T Gomen. You see, I finished my Bio exam this morning and I have 4 days til my next one so I decided to quickly visit the Wiki and read the Sorceror Mag. I wasn't planning to stay very long so I wasn't going to log in or anything but then I got there and it wasn't there D: I like know all your secret Wikis (don't worry, I never keep tabs on them) so I popped over here to see what was wrong and... *cries* you haven't finished TMITA even though it is so important for this month... AND THEN YOU TRIED TO BLAME IT ON ME!! >:O

Rauleli: *still ignoring Carrot*

Carrot: Sooooo... usually I'd just leave it at that and be like "whatever" and go back to study, but... well... *embarrassed* I may or may not have written reviews for every episode this month plus the OP and ED due to my severe boredom over the last month and not being around the Wiki. I don't know if you even want to look at me now that I've put myself out on a limb so much and revealed myself here, but the oppertunity seemed too good to pass... so I did... It wouldn't take me long to get my reviews off my i-phone... I could have them up here with images in about 15 minutes... but only if you want them...

Rauleli: *Carrot expects your response here*

Sorry if you hate me now... *goes off to cry somewhere* I usually wouldn't do anything like this ever... but... but... heck, I don't know... *glances at Jak and Al who are obviously stalking this page now* H-h-h-hello T^T Please don't hate me DX

<3 Carrot

Alles gut :) *yawns* Anyways... it's like 6AM on a Saturday here, so I think I'll go sleep again. Enjoy ;D

Oh, wait... I never typed something up the top :/ I dunno what you want to put there... me attacking you and taking over the reviews or what, but don't forget to quickly change it and make it funny... *yawns* bed... *drags self to bed*

...*glances at Jak* Kill me when I'm awake... okay??

<3 Carrot

Kyahahaha, no problem ;D

And... hmmm... Nah, sorry, I'm too used to being your dance slave now ;D

<3 Carrot

O, damn. Well, since you're here. Publish your TMITA on the main wiki. :P

Seriously, 'the fuck?

-- 22:27, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

Shut up whore! You should've told me. The magazine will be up within the next hour. Much quicker if you would help me upload my SMA images. Ish has already done the rationales for them. *puppy dog eyes* Pwetty Pwease.

Lying whore! That's why I don't like you. :P

Re: Forever
Hmmmmmm....

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

And what will I get out of this exactly? ;P *raises eyebrows*

V forgot I have no damn sig >.<

00:00, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

...*pinches Leli's cheek*

 You push too hard darling, but I accept >:D 

No, are you sure it's okay with everyone?? I don't mind doing it, but I don't want to get in anyone's way...

00:50, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

Justin Bieber

 * Lucy or Erza? Pick!
 * A: Neither! Everyone knows I'm the best girl in town! Wait, I didn't mean that! What I meant to say was Erza, 'cause red heads are totally hot. That's an answer a man would give right?


 * Which Garou Knight would you rather fight?
 * A: The leader of course. He's kinda cute. *blushes* Wait, scratch that, I mean his scythes are freakin' beast.


 * Who is cuter, Carla or Lector? Who is bitchier?
 * A: Uhhh duh, Carla! Have you seen the dresses she wears? Totally wish I had some like that! For Selena of course, not for me. Lector's the bitchier one. All men are bitches!


 * Which Grand Magic Games' participating team, other than Fairy Tail, are you rooting for?
 * A: Mermaid Heel!!!!


 * According to misinterpretation of the Mayan culture, the world is supposed to end on December 21, 2012; aka. next month. Any last words before dying?
 * A: Well, since the world is going to end, I think it's finally time I told everyone my deep, dark secret. I am a woman!!!!

Loke

 * Lucy or Erza? Pick!
 * A:Well, I think my answer is rather obvious considering I love Lu-
 * Erza: *glares*
 * Loke: Erza! Erza's the greatest and there are none above her!


 * Which Garou Knight would you rather fight?
 * A: Cosmos-chan.


 * Who is cuter, Carla or Lector? Who is bitchier?
 * A: It's against my nature to call any male cute so I'll have to go with Carla. And since it's also against my nature to talk ill of the dead, I'll have to go with Carla for bitchiest as well.
 * Sting: Lector isn't dead!
 * Loke: Denial is not just a river in Egypt.


 * Which Grand Magic Games' participating team, other than Fairy Tail, are you rooting for?
 * A: Mermaid Heel! All of those sexy ladies in one place at one time! I mean you have Kagura, Milliana, Arania, Beth, and R-R-Ri *pukes*
 * Risley: Don't look down on the chubby!


 * According to misinterpretation of the Mayan culture, the world is supposed to end on December 21, 2012; aka. next month. Any last words before dying?
 * A: LUCY!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Lucy: So you've told me.
 * Happy: He liiiiiiiikes you.

RE:Again
Gajeel


 * Lucy or Erza? Pick!
 * Gajeel: I wanna see both as my dancers. Lucy is better at dancing, but did you saw Erza's ass?


 * Which Garou Knight would you rather fight?
 * Gajeel: All them at once obviously. But seriously... Only Salamander can be caught in such lame trap...
 * Erza: Well if I would be there... I SHOULD be there. Please, punch me. I hurt my comrades even I didn't want to...
 * Laxus: 
 * Gajeel and Reporter: ...................


 * Who is cuter, Carla or Lector? Who is bitchier?
 * Gajeel: The BEST cat is MY Lily. UNDERSTOOD?


 * Which Grand Magic Games' participating team, other than Fairy Tail, are you rooting for?
 * Gajeel: Pffff... All of them are lame dumb weaklings that need to be thought a lesson.


 * According to misinterpretation of the Mayan culture, the world is supposed to end on December 21, 2012; aka. next month. Any last words before dying?
 * Gajeel: Who said I would die?

16:31, November 27, 2012 (UTC)

Last minute HELP!!
I need you to think of some questions that I can answer for my interview of myself!! Here are the questions I gave Gilly last month!

I know it's last minute but shut the fuck up and help me! Please. :3

Lol, thanks whore!

Articles
Upload all your articles and images. And do Ish's too. >_>

TMITA and other stuff XD
Kyahahahaha~! I finally got around to looking at the TMITA template and loled so hard at that goofy intro you wrote XD XD XD Great job man ;D Though it is kinda creepy o____O

Anyways, next is just something I got asked to bring up with you. I was talking to Prime whilst looking for article ideas and he pointed out that though Fairy Advice is called Fairy Advice no advice is actually given. He suggested that every month a question is asked (some sort of problem question) and then answers are given by the characters based on their personality/experiences, perhaps alongside what is already done. I told him I'd put it up for an idea.

Oh, and I finished my RS work but I found the Edo characters were rather short cause I was only working via the manga. Is it okay to include the anime, or should I just avoid that??

Thanks ;D

Your TMITA/dance slave, 11:19, December 23, 2012 (UTC)

Re: FA
So, you want answers but I get no Merry Christmas? You're pretty much an asshole :P

-- 20:33, December 24, 2012 (UTC)

Re: FA
Hey Lel ;D Sure, I'll be happy to do some... though.. I dunno how many you want o___O I decided to do pairs too XD If that's okay :P

Natsu, Lucy and Happy


 * Natsu or Gray? Pick!
 * Natsu: Myself, of course... why the fuck would I pick Ice-boy??
 * Happy: I choose Natsu too! But only because I don't want to pick Lucy...
 * Lucy: ( _ _)" I'm not even an option...
 * Natsu and Happy: Exactly... why would anyone pick you anyway? >:P
 * Lucy: They're being mean to me! T^T Can we move on please??


 * Is Santa Claus real?
 * Natsu and Happy: D:< Of course he is! We still need to get him back for not giving us any presents last year!!'''
 * Lucy: Are you sure you two just didn't forget to give presents to each other?? Besides... aren't you a bit too old for Santa??
 * Natsu and Happy: Gunna show him exactly what he can do with those presents... Then we're gunna...
 * Lucy: Next question please!!


 * Who do you think will win, Erza, Kagura or Minerva?
 * Lucy: Ahh... that's so hard!! Erza usually seems to have these things in the bag... but that Kagura and especially Minerva...
 * Natsu and Happy: ERZA!! ERRRRRRZZAAAAAA~!!!
 * Lucy: Aren't you even the littlest bit worried??


 * 2013 is the Year of the Snake. What does that mean to you?
 * Natsu: Damn that Snake Man for taking my year from me!! D:<
 * Lucy: Snake Man?? And what do you mean "your year"??
 * Happy: I think he means Cobra... because it was the year of the dragon, and now it's going to be the year of the snake...
 * Lucy: *rolls eyes*
 * Natsu: Gunna get him and Santa and...


 * What is your New Year's resolution for 2013?
 * Lucy: To get stronger!! I'd like to maybe be looking at the S-Class Exam by the end of next year :)
 * Happy: EAT MORE FISH!!
 * Natsu: PUNCH MORE PEOPLE!!
 * Lucy: You know... I have to wonder why they ask us to do these things in the first place...

'''Gray and Juvia... and Lyon (hiding under the interview table)'''


 * Natsu or Gray? Pick!
 * Gray: Tsh... myself, naturally...
 * Juvia: GRAY-SAMA!!
 * Lyon: No! Juvia-chan! Don't pick that idiot! Pick me!
 * Gray: ... ... Did you just hear Lyon...??


 * Is Santa Claus real?
 * Juvia: Of course he is ^___^ Juvia loves Santa!!
 * Gray: *realises he was about to say no* Uhhhh... Yeah... Yeah, sure...
 * Lyon: My adorable Juvia! I will always be your Santa... you only need to ask and I'll...
 * Gray: Aha!! I knew you were here somewhere!! Get the hell out Lyon!! You aren't even in Fairy Tail!
 * Lyon: Well, neither is Juvia! We are both Lamia Scale Mages!!
 * Gray: Bullcrap! Like hell Juvia is a- *they both start fighting*
 * Juvia: Uhmm... next question please...


 * Who do you think will win, Erza, Kagura or Minerva?
 * Juvia: Erza, of course. She has Hiro Mashima on her side as well as nakama power and plot armour ^___^
 * Lyon and Gray: *stop fighting for five seconds* Did she just break the fourth wall...??


 * 2013 is the Year of the Snake. What does that mean to you?
 * Gray: Thank heavens its not the year of the dragon any more... Natsu wouldn't shut the hell up all year... something about it being "his year"... or something...?
 * Juvia: Juvia must admit that was getting pretty annoying...
 * Lyon: But won't he now complain all year that it isn't his year??
 * Gray and Juvia: *realise Lyon has a point* o___O Oh, God help us!!


 * What is your New Year's resolution for 2013?
 * Gray: *gestures to Lyon* To beat this idiot...
 * Lyon: TO WIN THE HEART OF MY DARLING JUVIA!!
 * Juvia: TO WIN THE HEART IF JUVIA'S DARLING GRAY!!
 * Lyon: NO! JUVIA-CHAN!! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON THAT BASTARD!!
 * Juvia: LYON-KUN!!
 * Gray: Y'know... I'm just gunna leave... *gets up* Thanks for your patience...

Erza and Jellal (disguised as Mystogan)


 * Natsu or Gray? Pick!
 * Jellal: Well... I don't really know Gray... so I guess I'd have to choose Natsu...
 * Erza: Don't make me pick... please. I'll get hell for it from one of them later...


 * Is Santa Claus real?
 * Jellal: *chuckles* When I was little I used to think so... but of course now he obviously isn-
 * Erza: What.was.that?? Santa.is.not.real?? *death stare*
 * Jellal: I - I - I mean... O-of course!! Of course he's real!!


 * TheCarrotSaysYumYum: What kind of shitty questions are these?? "Erza or Kagura...??"... "New Years resolutions??"... Who wrote this crap! Hmmmm... So... if you two got together... which, I mean... you totally will... this is just for the sake of the question... how many kids would you have?? What would they look like?? What would you call them?? I mean, cause I always liked the name "Ella"... what do you think?? :3
 * Jellal and Erza: o____O Eh??
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben: Ah... damn it. You see Reli... I told you this would happen if you let Yummy interview these two...
 * Rauleli: Hey... I thought it would be okay :/
 * TheCarrotSaysYumYum: I mean... do you think Mashima will give you more screen time in the future chapters so that... *Reli walks in and picks her up* HEY!! D:<
 * Rauleli: Come on Carry... interview's over... back to the TMITA torture chamber for you... *walks out*
 * TheCarrotSaysYumYum: But I haven't finished! You bastard! I'm going to KILL YOU when we get back to HQ... and then-
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben: Gawd... she's not going to shut up... is she??
 * Rauleli: Maybe it's time I got out that muzzle... :/

Is this good enough?? :3 I hope it is ( _ _)

10:37, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

Magazine Cover
I don't think Ish is going to be able to do it this time so... get on that. >_>

Yep. :)

Wow, that looks great!! Great job Reli. :D

Tech Updates
Yo Leli ;D

Would you be able to set up a template for Tech Updates for December?? I tried just then and for some reason my name header kept screwing around and jumping into the article header and shit like that and in the end I just decided to screw all and ask you :P Also, if it's not too much, could you just put a div between the Tech Updates header and the actual article, as I want to write something there concerning the article this month (I'm actually trying to make it read-worthy) and need a space to do it in. Thanks ^___^

Also, just on another point, are you all okay with the headers in TMITA this month?? Cause if not can you tell me asap cause I'll need to get onto them.

Also, nice job on the cover and contents thing, they looks sweet as~! ;D

Toodles, 11:21, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

The header of December's TMITM is very good.

-- 19:18, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Articles
I'm going to have your Fairy Advice questions answered and all of my articles done by the end of the day.

Screw you whore. >_>

Get off my back whore! December was a busy month for me. >_>

Touche. ( ._.)

Bad News
Bad news. Laptop finally went out on me. I can't publish so I'll need u 2 do it. 3 of my articles are complete and uploaded to the site. Chamber of Art is almost complete. I have uploaded 7/10 images needed for the article. Could you get the last three images (Cosplay) and finish the article for me? Please.

I did but my computer died before I could upload it so feel free to choose one.

I can't whore. Editing from phone and the magazine isn't posted over here so I can't just copy/paste.

Never mind. ( ._.)

Re: Real Tail
Thaks for suggesting, nice catch... But I must say I'd realized already. I was thinking about adding it in December's issue, but ultimately left if for January's. Sorry :P

-- 22:02, January 4, 2013 (UTC)

Well, not really... Berial's G-Earth can manipulate the ground, but not by turning it liquid. It's more reminiscent of Jura's Earth Magic.

-- 09:19, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

It looks pretty rock-like to me.

-- 21:06, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for the effort, in any case!

-- 21:15, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Come on, don't be sad. I'll take your nose!

-- 21:30, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Good boy.

"Takes your nose"

I got your nose!

-- 21:34, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Nice one. Squeak.

-- 21:41, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Alright... I'll take it into consideration.

-- 21:53, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Mhm... Yeah, maybe that could do it.

-- 22:05, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Re: TMITA ;D
Lol, I haven't forgot... I've just been trying to think of a cool/creepy/whatever way to do it XD

On this note though, I'm in Thailand from the 22nd, and though I should have internet access and be able to check up on the Wiki and stuff I won't be able to see the last ep of the month and therefore review it. I'm going to get my other reviews up after tomorrows ep before I leave, but would you be able to handle the last one? I don't care what you do, lock me somewhere for a day for trying to break out or what, but it'd be great if you could handle it.

This being said, if you want me to do Fairy Advice and stuff, probably best to get the questions out now, or soon. Like I said, I should have internet, but I'm not sure when or for how long, so precautions are good. I'll also try and get up Tech Updates, but you'll have to add any new updates that happen after I'm gone :/ I'll put in the screwed up ones for the game though, so don't worry about that...

Thanks :)

04:11, January 18, 2013 (UTC)

Leli~!! T^T I'm so sorry and I feel like the biggest shit ever, but I wasn't able to complete (or even start for that matter) any of my articles. My life pretty much screwed me over this last week, so everything I had planned Wiki and dev-wise just flew out the window D; I really truly am sorry. I don't know what you want to do now... but I'm going to have to leave it up to you :/

As I said above, I might, might, might have internet access, but don't count on it at all :/

Again, I'm so sorry~! *hugs* Hope you forgive me...

Love 21:12, January 21, 2013 (UTC)

Hi hi
Hello Reli, if you need any help with articles I can give you a hand. If Rai approves, I could for example take care of Chamber of Art... 21:55, January 23, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah I know, that is why I also leave him a message :) 22:00, January 23, 2013 (UTC)

Hey
Glad to be here, Reli. I'll get started up asap. Already finished what you wanted me to at first. The rest will get up soon. Also, I think Ish would be great to handle the Chamber if Rai is unable to do so.


 * Btw, I uploaded a png of my avi. I figure that's better since jpg gets pixelized.  22:13, January 23, 2013 (UTC)


 * Wow, that sucks profoundly.  22:16, January 23, 2013 (UTC)


 * Guess you can delete the png. I'm off to bed now.

Nope. Sorry. :( Can you guys do JC for me? And SMA/UMA if Ish doesn't want to do them? And I should be back to editing anywhere from the 29th to Feb 1st!

Re: FA
You let Prime take my article!? PRIME!? Son of a bitch... now I look really incompetent >___> Btw... and no offense Prime when you stalk this, but you should have let Miskos take it. He is my son, and he always gets ignored D;

Anyways, I managed to snag a laptop for the next five minutes cause we are about to get a night train up north to Chaing Mai and I won't have internet up there. I'll be back on the 30th and then we have a rest day, so I'll get internet then.

Now, I was going to come here and paste my FA that I typed on my iPhone in the car, but my fucking iPhone sent the draft email to myself and then I couldn't get it and blah blah blah, Leli stares at me like o___O, but long story short, I have my FA and will get it to you later.

Got to go now, but I'll talk soon ;D

Hugs and kisses from Thailand for everyone <3

11:00, January 24, 2013 (UTC)

FA
Gajeel:


 * Please make a fan couple that doesn't already exist. Let your mind go wild. XD
 * Gajeel: Wtf is wrong with you?! Why should I take care of this shit? No... wait. I can get wild... Let's say... Salamander and Ice guy... Gay or something...


 * R: I think that was Gray...


 * Gajeel: That is exactly what I said.


 * Who will wear the pants in that relationship?
 * Gajeel: None. Having two big boobs girls around without doing anything...


 * R: But, please, you have to choose...


 * Gajeel: Fine, fine... Salamander. At least Bunny Girl is not his personal stalker.


 * Minerva is a major bitch. Does she remind you of someone from your past?
 * Gajeel: Sorry I never had a bitch, I didn't need one... Gihi.


 * How would you describe yourself?
 * Gajeel:Great, amazing and unbeatable Gajeel-sama. Obviously.


 * What's beyond Fiore? Why haven't we explored the rest of Earth Land?
 * Gajeel: I don't care. I have plenty of assholes to beat here.

Erza


 * Please make a fan couple that doesn't already exist. Let your mind go wild. XD
 * Erza: Mhm... I think Levy and Gajeel like each other...


 * R: I'm afraid they are already exist...


 * Erza: Is that so? I knew about Levy feeling toward him, but Gajeel... I though he loves Pantherlily...


 * Gajeel: *blushes* What is wrong with you women?! He is my PET!


 * Lily: I never though you will call me like that Gajeel... I were sure we are... That we are COMRADES! *turns around and slowly walks away*


 * Gajeel: ARGH! Lily I didn't mean tooo... *goes after him, grabs him, and hugs very very much* I'm soooorrryyyy...


 * R: We can count this as a pair...


 * Erza: *nods*


 * Who will wear the pants in that relationship?
 * Erza: Definitely not Gajeel.


 * FT Members: *nods*


 * Minerva is a major bitch. Does she remind you of someone from your past?
 * Erza: Hmm... I didn't wont to admit that, but Jellal acts the same in the past.


 * Jellal (dress as a Mystogan): But Erza I though we left the past behind us...


 * Laxus: *burn Jellel/Mistogan with lighting* *Jellal/Mystogan falls unconscious* Mystogan is not chit-chat type.


 * Erza: *nods*


 * How would you describe yourself?
 * Erza: Erza Scarlet, S-Class Mage from Fairy Tail.


 * Natsu: Fearsome beast.


 * Gray: Monster above monsters.


 * Erza: Hmmm...?


 * Gray and Natsu out of order*


 * R: *nods*


 * What's beyond Fiore? Why haven't we explored the rest of Earth Land?
 * Erza:I have lot of work here. Fairy Tail wouldn't be the same without me.

12:03, January 24, 2013 (UTC)

Re: FA+
Hey Reli. Here's the FA stuff. BTW, I got all the TMITA work done but I'll post it episode-by-episode a few days apart. Stalkers :P

Loke:


 * Please make a fan couple that doesn't already exist. Let your mind go wild. XD
 * A: Hmm.....that's a tough one. I think there's some potential between Sting and Jenny. Not sure why. They just remind me of some folks I know elsewhere.


 * Who will wear the pants in that relationship?
 * A: Nobody. In a relationship like that, pants are totally optional.


 * Minerva is a major bitch. Does she remind you of someone from your past?
 * A: Of course. When you've dated as many women as I have, you're bound to end up meeting a bitch or two along the way. I'm quite glad to be dating a woman like Lucy, who isn't bitchy at all.
 * Lucy: We're not dating!


 * How would you describe yourself?
 * A: Handsome, charming, dashing and sly. Can there be any other way?


 * What's beyond Fiore? Why haven't we explored the rest of Earth Land?
 * A: What's beyond Fiore is obviously many other countries. We haven't been to those countries cause all the hot women are in Fiore. I mean, who wants to visit a country full of ugly women?

Know what else is awesome? DeviantArt :P

19:22, January 26, 2013 (UTC)

I knew you were gonna do that XD Anyways, I'll be off to bed. Cya. Last time you wished me "Happy Nightmares" I had a dream that Ota came back to the wiki. Be careful what you wish for :P

Can't help but wish she'd come back.

Would a change in the users who have adminship be written in the tech updates Notices section? 16:40, January 30, 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. Cya tomorrow when I run the grammar checks.

J. Beiber for Taurus? Are you nuts? :P C'mon dude. 08:52, January 31, 2013 (UTC)

That's the extent to which he'll love Lucy's boobs/awesome body.

"I tried so hard". He'll never stop his perversion, it's always on his mind, etc.

Hell, maybe I'm being biased since I'm a Taurus.

Btw, are you seeing this tab number error on the magazine?: http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii629/Marineforce/Tabs_zpsef1bdffc.png

Wow, that's better. I should've thought of that. ( _ _) And about that tab thing?

Cool. And in the mag, Template:TMITM/January2013 needs to be replaced with Template:TMITM/Jan2013. Shortening, eh.

Done. Since I appear to be up, got anything that needs doing?

To FT? If that's what you mean, sure. Is the mag going up today?

I see, though there's not much activity today. Plus, the interview isn't done and didn't you handle that last time Rai was inactive?

Alright, though it feels incomplete. I'll start on uploading. Do your images for TMITA need a rationale? I'll use the DA template for DA images.

Btw, let's throw this into FA if you can:

Jiemma:


 * Please make a fan couple that doesn't already exist. Let your mind go wild. XD
 * A: Undoubtedly my daughter Minerva and the loser known as Sting. I care not for Sting's loss as it shows my daughter's superiority.


 * Who will wear the pants in that relationship?
 * A: Can that be a question? Minerva will own Sting like the bitch he is.


 * Minerva is a major bitch. Does she remind you of someone from your past?
 * A: You dare call my daughter a "bitch"? You must have some great nerve, you who calls himself an "interviewer".


 * How would you describe yourself?
 * A: I am the boss. It is a simple matter.


 * What's beyond Fiore? Why haven't we explored the rest of Earth Land?
 * A: Other countries are of no consequence. We needn't visit or even concern ourselves with other countries. Sabertooth is the strongest guild and it resides in Fiore and that is simply all there is to the matter.

I uploaded most Chamber images, though Carrot's seems to be giving me trouble though I downloaded it normally. Can you take care of that one?

That's a legit reason. All's good. Though I fear we have had some early readers >_<

Anyways, the magazine image shows me this:

Toshi's seems fine so either it's my browser or perhaps the picture didn't upload right?

http://ftmagazine.wikia.com/wiki/File:It%27s_Tough_to_be_a_God.png

Alright. In the mean time, I'll upload Ish's images. Is that alright? Btw, there was some message for you from Herme. Did you get it?

Done. I'll get Ish's shop images up too. Anything else?

You're welcome. Thanks for letting me be a part of the Sorcerer Magazine. And lol, yeah XD

Yeah, when I'm done with the images.

Tech updates created. Images are up too but it seems some may not be used and you may or may not need to delete them some time. Anything else?

It's up.

It's 2:41am actually, I can't keep this up forever XD but Anytime, dude.

Eh, good enough. I'll be off soon so there's nothing more like organization, is there?

Lol, I'm inclined to thank you for the plethora of good dreams I've had lately. Cya around.

Heeelpppu
Yo Lel, just a couple of questions:

A) How do you get that curved blurry boarder around your picture headings? Like, and  It's just that I'm writing a one-off article this month and I'm working on the heading image and I want my border to be the same... cause it looks cool :) Help??

B) Is Jakuhoe going to be with us this month or are we covering for him like you guys did last month?? I'm sorry I wasn't here too T^T Cause if we are is there anything you'd like me to cover??

Anywhoooooo... get back to me noob-face :P

04:45, February 19, 2013 (UTC)

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn176/sora_uchiha_sasuke_lover/2813104780086070556aOPZMI_ph.jpg

T^T But that's so mean D; I don't want to dance D:<

Plllleeeeeaaaassseeee can you just tell me *puppy dog eyes*

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o50/spatulasama/puppydogeyes.jpg

00:16, February 20, 2013 (UTC)

You're the biggest freakin' asshole I know... I hate you... Yes... Master...

http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac195/1hanalover/_Grey_Dance__by_musicfreak13.gif

NOW TELL ME!! D:<

03:56, February 21, 2013 (UTC)

Kyahahaha~! Self-obsessed whore XD Well, I honestly can't do that because I don't favourite any art on dev. You can check my profile/favourites for proof. I don't have one :P I did however comment and love it * ^ * Well, I was meaning to do that anyways, but whatever...

Now... *holds out hand* Out with it... *bell in head* Wait a sec... you do know right?? Cause if I find out I went through all this for you to say "lol, idk" I will kill you >:D

22:24, February 21, 2013 (UTC)

Chron.
When it comes to the E.Land Chronicles, it seems to have been a more serious article than the others and to be honest, I can write that if need be. Still, does the style Garyness used have to be preserved or is is cool if I add my own snarky spin and images like I did while reviewing the anime episodes?

Edit: If you guys do need extra help due to absences, I'll be around as well in case.

Re:Activity
Thanks for your concern about my damn well being whore! Yes, I'm doing my articles, but aren't you the least bit worried about why I was gone? :(

Up until about twenty days ago, it was my internet (laptop too) but I came back on Feb 1 and removed the inactive template and a day or two later I disappeared without any trace, and you weren't the least bit worried! I was really sick and missed you guys. I'm going to make a blog and tell you guys about it. ( ._.) Anything new since I've been gone?

Fine whore. :P

14th Issue's Real Tail
Hey Reli, here's the Real Tail article for next month's edition. If a miracle happens, I may come up with an image for it, but that's unlikely. 20:39,2/24/2013

That's because no one knows just how whorish you are like I do. :P And lol, I do too.

Re: Leli Sucks
Damn >.< Sure I can... though I haven't really started any of my own articles (working on them now) so it may be tight. I'll do it though :) Hope everything is okay where you are.

P.S: You realise I could have made a list of things you had to do before I accepted... right? ;D

04:28, February 26, 2013 (UTC)

Oh... what about all of the images for TMitA and TMitM?? Cause I have no idea where Ish is right now... Are you still going to be able to do those?? Omg... plese tell me you can T^T

04:30, February 26, 2013 (UTC)

Re:Help
Yes.

Feb's Fairy Advice
Hey y'all :)

Sorry for the lateness, but yesterday I got dumped with having to do Fairy Advice this month because Leli is a lazy asshole had something come up.

If you could get this back to me ASAP that would be great :)


 * 1) It seems that Lucy from the future and Hisui both have their reasons to be looked at suspiciously. Who do you think is the liar??
 * 2) March is the start of Autumn in some places and Spring in others. What is your favourite season and why??
 * 3) IamJakuhoRaikoben recently disappeared from the Wiki for almost a month and then reappeared claiming to have "been sick with meningitis". What was he really up to??
 * 4) The Fairy Tail Movie was finally released with subs. Did you watch it and what did you think of it??
 * 5) In the movie, Erza brought a wedding dress and acted pretty nonchalant about it. What was she really buying it for??

Hope to hear back soon!

11:24, February 27, 2013 (UTC)

Waaaaay ahead of you Leli, you slowpoke, you ;D

00:36, February 28, 2013 (UTC)

Re:
Lol, you and Carrot messaged me for the same thing. I did what Rai asked me. You need to upload the SM to the wiki this month, as well. If I'm online at that time, message me and I'll help you. If you aren't able to do it, try to let me know and we'll come up with something.

09:47, March 3, 2013 (UTC)

Fairy Answers
Juvia Lockser:


 * Fairy Tail has won the Grand Magic Games. Any words?
 * Juvia: It's no surprise of course. Our opponents were powerful but in the end we won because we had Gray-sama working for our team!


 * The arrival of Future Rogue marked one of the biggest surprises in the series. Can you give us a few words?
 * Juvia: He certainly seems suspicious. I mean we don't know anything about him and yet we're supposed to trust that his version of events are correct?


 * Word on the street is that the Fairy Tail anime will end this month. Do you believe this?
 * Juvia: I can't accept that! If Gray-sama and I cannot be on the same time in animated format then... I have no reason to live...
 * Interviewer: Juvia, you're flooding the interview room!


 * Minerva has fallen by Erza's hand. Would you like to stomp on the bitch for only $5?
 * Juvia: May I instead pay $5 to have Gray-sama stomp on my body?


 * Will Sting and Rogue join Fairy Tail?
 * Juvia: It remains to be seen. After all they've gone through for their guild, would they really be willing to come over to Fairy Tail. When Juvia left Phantom Lord, it was for the reason of us being disbanded! And also, Fairy Tail had Gray-sama and Juvia without Gray-sama is not Juvia at all!

P.S. Are we really gonna have Mega X Suzaku as a couple in the Magazine?

Cool. Once you're done, let me know cause I might have a touch-up or two to make.

March
So what's up for the month. Rai seems to be out of it and I haven't seen Ish. Carrot left Omega a message saying she'd be back to action on Monday (at least that's what I think she said). Herme seems to be working on Real Tail. Not sure about Al for TMITM. I'm done with most of Earth Land Chronicles. How about you? What's the plan this month?

I can try to do SMA and UMA, but not FTCOA because Dev pics won't load on my phone.

Sure, I'll cook something up. You're free to change them though if you dislike them. Art's no specialty of mine but I think I can manage. How about the corner?

08:26, April 1, 2013 (UTC)


 * Chamber is done but like I said, you're free to change things if you dislike them. I had an issue with an image of Jellal. It isn't displaying properly. Since you fixed it last time, please take a look at it. The Earth Land Chronicles is done as well. It's clear we'll be late on this issue so if you need anything else, let me know.


 * Yeah, give me an hour or two. Btw, is it possible for staff to link videos between this wiki and the other? I think it'd save the trouble of uploading back and forth but I'm not really sure how it works.


 * I heard wikis could have "shared images" between the two of them. Wasn't sure how it worked but it sounded convenient and I wondered if "shared videos" were possible. I'll ask around. Btw, got any ideas on a few songs?


 * Noted.


 * Yeah, Rogue. It's a great image. Nice coincidence XD

Anywhere from April 7th to the 11th.

Horoscope completed. Feel free to revise/add things if you want. I'll be off of there's nothing more?

My pleasure.

Hey, I need an odd favor. Can you upload four pictures of your avatar on four really fat, ugly women s bodies? Pwease. :3 Remember, at some point during the 7th-11th, I will receive my laptop and I won' t ever have to ask you for anything ever again.

Awwww c'mon. It's a compliment. Ugly is the new Sexy. So by calling you the Ugliest Mage Alive, I'm calling you the Sexiest Mage Alive. :)

March's Fairy Advice from Carrot :3
Doranbolt Douchebolt


 * Fairy Tail has won the Grand Magic Games. Any words?


 * A: I'm very happy they won :) Seeing the return of the Tenrou Team means a lot to me, and as such I-

Carrot: So is that why you chased Jellal through the Domus Flau convinced Fairy Tail was up to no good? Because you looooove them and all that >__>


 * Uhhhh... Well, I don't think you really understa-

Carrot: Or that you keep trying to find way to get into people's business when they are trying to help and just ruin their plans...


 * W-w-wait... I thought this was a question about the Grand Magic Games?

Carrot: *sighs* Fine... moving on...


 * The arrival of Future Rogue marked one of the biggest surprises in the series. Can you give us a few words?
 * A: The arrival of Rogue poses a serious national threat that the Council will be sure to-

Carrot: So, what if this Rogue is a good guy? You just gunna get in his way like you do with every other freakin' character in the series?


 * I- uh... I... Well, that is to say-

Carrot: Arg >__> I don't want to hear it... NEXT QUESTION!


 * Word on the street is that the Fairy Tail anime will end this month. Do you believe this?
 * A: The Council had to sign the official document allowing the cancel-

Carrot: BLAH BLAH BLAH! Nobody cares!!!


 * Minerva has fallen by Erza's hand. Would you like to stomp on the bitch for only $5?
 * A: I do not think it appropriate to physically abuse someo-

Carrot: So, you wouldn't even want to maybe give the chick a good punch in the gut for all the mean things she did to Lucy? Man, you're such an annoying ass...


 * Will Sting and Rogue join Fairy Tail? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
 * A: If they fill out their guild transfer papers correctly and are checked by the Council for-

Carrot: FOR PETE'S SAKE!! Get out... Just get out... *points to door* I'm not doing this any longer... *gets up and leaves*

Lahar Lawhore


 * Fairy Tail has won the Grand Magic Games. Any words?
 * A: I'm glad at least someone around here has talent and power and a professional nature, unlike me D;


 * The arrival of Future Rogue marked one of the biggest surprises in the series. Can you give us a few words?
 * A: At least his appearance surprises people... When I appear people skip the following 5 pages just in case I appear again T^T


 * Word on the street is that the Fairy Tail anime will end this month. Do you believe this?
 * A: It's ending because I appeared recently ( .__.)


 * Minerva has fallen by Erza's hand. Would you like to stomp on the bitch for only $5?
 * A: I'd pay $5 to have her stomp on me... worthless as I am...


 * Will Sting and Rogue join Fairy Tail? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
 * A: They will because they are popular and cool and sexy and nice... all the things I am not...

... *the door to the interview room opens*

Lahar: I am here to do my interview Ms. Carrot~!!

Carrot: Wah!! *tries to hide interview sheet she is writing on*

Lahar: Why... Ms. Carrot, is that sheet already filled out?

Carrot: Change of plans! Sorry Lawho- Lahar, but we no longer require your interview! Thanks anyways ;D *runs off*

Lahar: Odd...

06:13, April 2, 2013 (UTC)

If you don't like it Mr. Sarcastic, tell me and I'll write new ones >__>

01:00, April 3, 2013 (UTC)

Rofl
How about I add some of the "pre-wedding jitters" to SCA? :)


 * Went ahead with it due to time constraints. Feel free to change or add to it if you like. Hope you enjoy it ^_^

Come on! Please! You're delaying the magazine! It's already 2 days late. :-(

That's okay. I'll publish the Magazine tonight when I get home without your fat lady pics. :P

Go ahead and upload your articles and images to the site.

MInerva

 * Fairy Tail has won the Grand Magic Games. Any words?
 * A: It's by luck! And only luck! Sabertooth will rise again and devour all Fairies!


 * The arrival of Future Rogue marked one of the biggest surprises in the series. Can you give us a few words?
 * A: WHAT?! That sniveling piece of shit came from the future and didn't assist his guild?!


 * Word on the street is that the Fairy Tail anime will end this month. Do you believe this?
 * A: Of course not. The anime must continue so the world can see Sabertooth's comeback..


 * Minerva has fallen by Erza's hand. Would you like to stomp on the bitch for only $5?
 * A: Who are you calling a bitch?!


 * Will Sting and Rogue join Fairy Tail? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
 * A: They better not if they value their lives.
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben: Oh my god will you PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

April 5th
I noticed you on the wiki. Should we start getting the magazine up?

Upload your images first. Let's leave the articles for the end.

No problem. I'll get my DA images and Rai's headings up in that time.

I know you don't like it (I myself am not fond of it) but what do we do about UMA?

Alright. I'm fixing some issues that came up with Earth Land Chronicles. Go ahead and upload that stuff and I'll do any clean-up.

Do you know the rationales for Herme's images? The dude didn't put any here.

All the articles and images should be up now.

You can't post it yourself? We've got everything on the wiki. If we wait any longer, the stalkers are gonna take the long way to read the articles.

Btw, can you place a rollback lock on the pollbender, TMITA, SCA2 and the chamber over on FT?

Alright, I understand. Just place the locks then please.

1 hour and 10 minutes and it'll be up! :P

Because I needed time to get back to my crappy ass dorm room. :P

Re: TMITA
Hahaha XD I'm sorry Lel. I got your message and was laughing my ass off for a long time, but then I just forgot to reply, and then this weekend was a real bitch for me, so I didn't get around to it :3 Gomen

Great job though XD I had a feeling as soon as I saw your message that I was going to be doing something on the movie, even before I clicked the link. Love the hole gif btw XD XD XD

Anyways, I have a Jap mid-term exam tomorrow that I found out about 2 days ago and I only know about five characters of Katakana... so I need to go study DX

11:02, April 14, 2013 (UTC)

Check :) I'll make the ending as awesome as I can~! ... ... somehow ( .__.)

Yes, we are expected to know all Hiragana and Katakana at this point, and we have already started learning simple kanji so we can write the time and things like the days of the week properly.

06:04, April 17, 2013 (UTC)

Re:April 5th
Yeah....I'm going to take a wild guess and say no. :P

It is porn!! Horse porn. ;) But fine, go ahead defile the minds of all the youngsters on our site with your filth.

Re: F. Answers
Yeah, sure.

Btw, can I borrow a few FT Wiki templates for another wiki I work on? I'll attribute them back to Fairy Tail.

April Fairy Advice
Mind answering these when you get a chance?


 * The Dragons are here! How do you plan to fight them!?
 * A:


 * How much does a Dragon weigh?
 * A:


 * What do you do when you're all alone in the guild?
 * A:


 * In your relationships, would you make the first move or do you let your partner do that?
 * A:


 * Who was your first crush?
 * A:

Anime Poll
Yo Lel...

Just a thing... If you start the featured anime ep poll this month, you do realise we aren't going to have results until next month?? I say we just feature the first ep of FT for May, and then use the results of the poll in this issue for June :/ That okay with you??

Also, はい にほんご わかります.

11:07, April 27, 2013 (UTC)

Of course I'm correct :P I'm Carrot >:)

... :/ I'm pretty sure it's わ. Because わかる is the dictionary form of the word 'understand', which, being a 'ru' verb is just changed to the present affirmative わかります. I don't think は is correct...

>////< Thank you. I'm glad you like it XD

02:30, April 28, 2013 (UTC)

Re:Game ^_^
Eh, not really. Thanks though. Sorry.

You know I would've "lost".

I'm busy. And on that note, good night.

Re: Game ^_^ (aka: Leli is a lazy whore)
Lol, nah thanks Lel ;D

I only know like 3 of those songs anyways >__> Plus, I have to write a short Jap essay on a holiday by tomorrow. I was going to do it today, but Wiki took up my whole day no thanks to this and the admin stuff XD XD XD

Have fun >:)

10:10, April 30, 2013 (UTC)

Attention
Attention lazy whores and whorettes, please upload your pictures and articles to the site ASAP.

Nuh uh!!!!! Prime isn't done.( ._.)

G'Nite whore.

ಠ_ಠ
Hey Reli!! How's your day today? Good? Good! I was just wondering...exactly what part of upload your damn articles and pictures to the website did you not understand? ಠ_ಠ Get back to me whenever you can. With love, Jak. :3

Hmm......now that I think about it.....you know.....I just don't give a fuck. :) Hurry up and get it done you whore!! I have to publish this thing. We're already five days late.

Ooooo ok. So we publish it late a few times and now we strive to publish it as late as we possibly can? Excuse me, I didn't know. So when exactly do you propose we publish it Reli? On the tenth? Or do we just wait until the 31st and publish this issue along with the next one?

Me had computer troubles, so me couldn't help it. ;P

Fine, fine. :( You're right. I was lazy....but next month shall be better. I'm putting all of you whores to work. ಠ◡ಠ

Oh, ok. We shall see then.

May
Hey, I already told Rai but I had to tell you as well that I'm not gonna be writing The Earth Land Chronicles this month. I'm gonna be inactive for my exams so I won't really be any help. If you need me to answer Fairy Advice questions I can do that quickly though. I'll leave this message for you as well as Carrot since I dunno if you're gonna do it or if you'll dump it on her =P Anyways, thanks.

Good luck this month.

Guess you're gonna have to pick up some slack. Btw, how do you feel about updating the Fairy Advice header?

Fair enough. Cya later.

Articles
Hello, please have your articles finished by Monday.

You are going to finish your damn articles or yI'm going to cut off your nuts and feed them to you!!!!

That's more like it. XD

Porlyusica

 * So what is your impression on the dragons so far?
 * A: I simply love them! Those strong arms, strong legs, strong necks... I love everything about Dragons!
 * Makarov: But Porly... I thought we had a special relationship...
 * Shut up you filthy human!! Do you think I don't know that you learned Titan just to look more like a Dragon and seduce me?! Get out of here now!! *beats Makarov with a broom*


 * Should Laxus get a new haircut? If so, what should he change to?
 * A: I don't care about Maky's grandson...
 * Makarov: Did you just call me Maky? ಠ◡ಠ
 * S-Shut up!! Of course not! *beats Makarov with a spiked mace*


 * Please tell us your thoughts on Zirconis' Magic.
 * A: Ohoho Talk about the Dragon who removes filthy humans' clothes? I would never mind if I had to fight him someday ohoho


 * Who should be the next one to experience the awesomeness of Zirconis' Magic?
 * A: Porlyusica! She's a very attractive woman that lives in the East Forest of Magnolia Town, and has a house with a very big bed to fight him


 * Who is your favorite Pokemon? ^_^
 * A: Zekrom!! That big black Dragon is simply gorgeous. ಠ◡ಠ
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben: BLACK POWAA BITCHZ!!

'''THE FAIRY TAIL WIKI DEEPLY APOLOGIZES FOR MAKING ITS READERS IMAGINE OBSCENE SCENES BETWEEN AN OLD HAG AND DRAGONS. AND FOR RAI TOO.'''

Gran Doma

 * So what is your impression on the dragons so far?
 * A: Dragons became a very important subject inside the Magic Council at the moment. They're a threat to the entire world, so must be destroyed with all of the mankind's forces. Etherion included.
 * Crocus Citizens: So why don't you people from the Council move a single finger to help us out!!
 * Eh? Just when we're in the climax of our bingo game? You shall wait. Oh wait a little fucking second, BINGO MOTHERFUCKER!!


 * Should Laxus get a new haircut? If so, what should he change to?
 * A: Once this Laxus Dreyar Mage is arrested by the Magic Council, he will have his hair shaved, just like all the prisoners under our custody.
 * Lahar: I'm so sorry to say this, but there is no way a manly man like Laxus can have his hair cut
 * Again, Lahar...? You didn't want to cut Cobra's and Jellal's hair as well... *sigh*


 * Please tell us your thoughts on Zirconis' Magic.
 * A: *nosebleeds* Ahem... It's an hideous Magic, that should be classified as a forbidden Magic, just like Charm.
 * Doranbolt: Oi chief, today is Mega's Bachelor Party, make sure to use a lot of that Nudism Magic of yours.
 * Shut up you incompetent people!! I'm surrounded by idiots in this Council!


 * Who should be the next one to experience the awesomeness of Zirconis' Magic?
 * A: What in Earth Land is this kind of question? No citizen should experience this kind of horror.
 * Nadal: Chief, you said we needed to release Angel to fight that Jade Dragon, but it seems she's refusing to...
 * Excuse me for a minute. *leaves and after half an hour returns with some drool in the mouth* Done, thank you.


 * Who is your favorite Pokemon? ^_^
 * A: I'm not fond of this kind of childish game...
 * Org:: Hey Grand, today's the final match between your Persian and my Ludicolo, get ready to lose.
 * As if! Just watch it, you dwarf! *runs away*

Gajeel Redfox

 * So what is your impression on the dragons so far?
 * A: Bunch of ninnies. I could take 'em all down but my idiot guildmates insist on getting in my way even though I'm a Dragon Slayer and they ain't.


 * Should Laxus get a new haircut? If so, what should he change to?
 * A: Pfft, like I give a damn. He can go bald for all I care.
 * Natsu: The man we fough doesn't have the hairstyle of an egg!


 * Please tell us your thoughts on Zirconis' Magic.
 * A: Gah, that's such a weird Magic. It's not like everyone thinks of dignity the same way so how do you make a Magic to "steal" it?


 * Who should be the next one to experience the awesomeness of Zirconis' Magic?
 * A: Not me. Though I guess if we could embarrass Salamander with it one of these days.....


 * Who is your favorite Pokemon? ^_^
 * A: Who's that big dude covered in metal and looks like a rhino? I like him. I bet he'd make a tasty snack.

FTA for May :)
Lol, sorry Lel. I've been busy as shit lately, so I'm not going to get much done for this month =/

Anyways, here's my FTA:

Aries


 * So what is your impression on the dragons so far?
 * A: Th- Th- Th- THEY'RE NOT FLUFFY!! Sumimasen!! T^T


 * Should Laxus get a new haircut? If so, what should he change to?
 * A: Uhhh T^T M- Maybe something a bit more.... fluffy?? I - I mean... SUMIMASEN!! DX


 * Please tell us your thoughts on Zirconis' Magic.
 * A: It's m- mean! T^T I didn't protect Lucy-sama! I should have made her some fluffy clothes T^T Sumimasen!!


 * Who should be the next one to experience the awesomeness of Zirconis' Magic?
 * A: Loke
 * Everyone: :O WHAT!?
 * A: I - I... SUMIMASEN!! D;


 * Who is your favorite Pokemon? ^_^
 * A: M-Mareep?? :<

Crime Sorcière


 * So what is your impression on the dragons so far?
 * Meredy: Well, when I first heard I thought it was going to be this whole, big, terrible thing. But now... I mean, look at what's happened. Jellal and Erza are together, Natsu and naked Lucy were rolling about for a bit. Natsu found a buddy. Y'know, maybe this whole thing ain't so bad after all :)
 * Jellal: Hey hey hey! None of that! Seriously, people are dying and everything's destroyed, and all you care about is that some couples -and not myself and Erza I might add- got to be together?? *wtf face*
 * Ultear: *turn to Jellal with an evil smile* Why yes. Besides, what were you doing with Erza?
 * Meredy: Aye! *nudges Ultear* I hear his fiancée is the jealous type ;D
 * Jellal: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! DX


 * Should Laxus get a new haircut? If so, what should he change to?
 * Meredy: He's pretty good looking as is, but maybe a haircut would be cool :)
 * Ultear: Yeah, he could pull off something retro and new...
 * Jellal: *sighs and rolls his eyes*


 * Please tell us your thoughts on Zirconis' Magic.
 * Jellal: I think it's ridiculous and completely unnecessary...
 * Meredy: *whispers to Ultear* He wouldn't be saying that if it was Erza who was stripped...
 * Jellal: I- *blushes* I- NO!! D:<


 * Who should be the next one to experience the awesomeness of Zirconis' Magic?
 * Ultear: I have seen Gray and Lyon without shirts before and must admit I was pretty impressed >:)
 * Meredy: Hahaha! XD Yeah, there are some cute guys wandering around that I'd consider pushing into Zirconis :P
 * Jellal: Don't you two have any form of shame? >__> *sees Ultear and Meredy preparing to say something with evil smiles* And don't either of you go there! I mean it!
 * Meredy: Awwww... I was only going to say that you'd like your fiancée to be hit...
 * Ultear: Me too... I mean, you do love her with all your heart, don't you??
 * Jellal: ಠ_ಠ


 * Who is your favorite Pokemon? ^_^
 * Meredy: VULPIX!! :3
 * Ultear: Hmmmm.... Maybe Gardevoir?? That one's pretty sexy... and psychic :D
 * Jellal: I haven't even played enough to have a favourite >__> These two *glares at Ultear and Meredy* always end up snatching it from me...
 * Meredy: Come on! Who the fuck picks the grass pokemon as their starter!? Fire all the way! :P
 * Ultear: Not to mention you spend like aaaaages talking to every freakin' person in every town >__>
 * Jellal: Y'know what? I'm just going to leave...

02:04, May 31, 2013 (UTC)


 * 1) Yeah sorry. I just kept being all "Yeah, I'll respond later"... and never did :3
 * 2) Lol XP
 * 3) Since when have we ever followed that?? We keep it up til the end of the month and then change on the first... besides, I put it up... shouldn't I pick? T^T Plus, you still have the open signs up... so there >:)
 * 4) I just saw the cover and I LOVE IT! * ^ * *glomps you 100 times* It's amazing... *goes to fawn over it for a few hours*

02:19, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

... *flips you off, grabs the mag cover from your undeserving hands and stomps away*

02:30, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

Lol, I don't fav things, remember? ;D Anyways, if you can't be fucked doing the horoscopes any more and are just going to give multiple zodiac one youtube clip now, do you want me to rewrite them and actually make advice? XD

02:40, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

Lol, those idiots in the paper do twelve a day! X3 But... okay... >__> Arg... need to finish Tech Updates... :/

02:49, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

Ah ;D Lazy Leli is lazy :3 Sleep tight ^__^ *huggle*

02:56, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Answers
Aldarinor "Showing no trouble merging with the crowd of ever-changing minor members of Fairy Tail"
 * So what is your impression on the dragons so far?
 * Aldarinor: Sheesh. These guys are amateurs.


 * Should Laxus get a new haircut? If so, what should he change to?
 * Aldarinor: Laxus' fucking epic as he is. And if he did get a new haircut, it should be one making you people realize further how lowly you are when compared to him.


 * Please tell us your thoughts on Zirconis' Magic.
 * Aldarinor: The Jade Dragon ' s Magic removes clothes. "Remains silent for a moment."  Seems legit.  I think I might appreciate such a peculiar trait... if it wasn't just meant to add further unneeded (though mostly accepted with bliss) fanservice to the series.


 * Who should be the next one to experience the awesomeness of Zirconis' Magic?
 * Aldarinor: CANA! C-A-N-A! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, CANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


 * Who is your favorite Pokemon? ^_^
 * Aldarinor: Dammit, I knew this one... Let me think... It's here on the tip of my tongue... Eeehm... The one who's always firin' a lazor? Oh, to hell with you. We all know.  Ooooooooowwww.

-- 16:36, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

Droy

 * So what is your impression on the dragons so far?
 * A: I bet they taste like chicken. (｡◕‿◕｡)


 * Should Laxus get a new haircut? If so, what should he change to?
 * A: He should just go bald, then he wouldn't have to worry about keeping it up.


 * Please tell us your thoughts on Zirconis' Magic.
 * A: I want him to teach it to me.


 * Who should be the next one to experience the awesomeness of Zirconis' Magic?
 * A: Levy-chan.


 * Who is your favorite Pokemon? ^_^
 * A: Bulbasaur!! Plant Pokemon are the best.

Freed

 * So what is your impression on the dragons so far?
 * A: They're no match for my Laxus!!!!


 * Should Laxus get a new haircut? If so, what should he change to?
 * A: Laxus' hair is fine the way it is. He shouldn't change a thing. :3


 * Please tell us your thoughts on Zirconis' Magic.
 * A: It's terrible. Me and husban- I mean friend, Laxus, are going to show him how inferior he truly is!


 * Who should be the next one to experience the awesomeness of Zirconis' Magic?
 * A: I wouldn't mind if Laxus was hit by it.You know, just so he could show that he can't be stopped by a silly attack like that. >_>
 * Evergreen: Good save, Freed.


 * Who is your favorite Pokemon? ^_^
 * A: Machoke! He's so ripped and muscley and strong!

Help!
Reeeeeeeliiiiiiiii, I need your help. :3 And before you say no, if you help me, I'll do one of your articles this month, and I'll let you pick the date that it has to be done. And if I don't meet that date, you can block me for three days. As you can see, I have already done my FTCOA for this month. I didn't upload the pics on this site because it would've been too much hassle. So I was trying to upload them on the main site, but my internet connection is too slow. I tried Multiple Uploading them all at once and that didn't work. I tried doing three at a time and that didn't work either. And then I tried one at a time and that still didn't work. The images are too big for me too upload. :( The most I've gotten uploaded was 14% and then Google Chrome would just stop, and I'd get this message. Could you please upload them for me? I'm doing the rationales of course. And this is the only thing stopping the Mag from being published.

The images I'm using are linked in the article for this month.

No problem.

Thanks whore! See ya later. :)

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Fairy Advice?

03:14, June 28, 2013 (UTC)

( .__.) *slaps Leli across the face* You lazy son of a bitch...

...I'll see what I can do >__>

03:18, June 28, 2013 (UTC)

Leli's a whore~
Sooo, cause Leli is so lazy, I was asked to make this months FA questions. Here they are, so please get back to me ASAP ;D


 * The Eclipse Gate has been destroyed, seemingly along with the ability for anyone to now travel through time. However, if you could still use it, where would you travel to and what would you do?


 * What did you think of Fairy Tail OVA 5?


 * So, Natsu has taken out Future Rogue, and, as always, had some long speech to say as he did so. If you had the chance to completely beat Natsu to a pulp, what would you say to him as you landed your final blow?


 * Pokemon has taken over the Wiki as the latest fad. However, like all fads it's bound to die out at some point and be replaced by something new. What would you like the next craze to be?


 * Why is Rauleli so damn lazy!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

03:40, June 28, 2013 (UTC)

Busy
I'm busy with exams right now. Probably won't manage to handle June's TMITM.

-- 15:59, June 28, 2013 (UTC)

I simply thought there wouldn't be any this month. It's not like it would be something new for SM articles.

-- 17:34, June 28, 2013 (UTC)

I don't feel like a bitch enough to ask someone to handle something in just two days.

-- 20:04, June 28, 2013 (UTC)

You can bet your ass I am. And now, go get a baseball bat and start beating yourself with it, so I'll spare my men the effort.

-- 22:40, June 28, 2013 (UTC)

Oh, right, a Tommy gun or a sawed-off shotgun can do it, too.

-- 22:41, June 28, 2013 (UTC)

So, how are ya?

-- 07:41, June 29, 2013 (UTC)

As I said, I'm busy with exams, but other than that I'm alright. The rodent's doing fine.

-- 18:55, June 29, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, guess I should. College friends and stuff really take you away from the Wiki world sometimes (though that's kind of the way it's supposed to be...).

-- 21:58, June 29, 2013 (UTC)

Sheesh, some FT chapters look so much unnecessary that sometimes even leaving an opinion can be challenging.

-- 22:04, June 29, 2013 (UTC)

Either that or "Rai's best jobs are hand or blow".

-- 22:13, June 29, 2013 (UTC)

Please have all your articles and pictures published by tonight or tomorrow morning. Thanks. :P

Just trying to figure out what part of "upload all your articles and pictures" was unclear to all of the lazy whores authoring this magazine. ಠ_ಠ

You see, the difference between us is the fact that I'm me and your you, and being me gives me the right to be late. Being you isn't worth shit. >_>

You mean after it's been up your own for so long? I wouldn't dare!

-_____- The grammar Nazi in me wanted to correct that post for you, but me no have the time. :P Upload your articles and pictures whore so I can get the magazine done whore!

-___- Lazy lying whore! Fine, me and Prime will handle it.

"I'll go get my laptop from downstairs... >_> I was just to lazy to get out off bed XD" And yet somehow you still have the audacity to call me lazy. >:D

Touche. >_>

Stuff
Hey whore, since I figured you're the only one online atm; can you please update all the Magazine stuff that needs to be changed.. Including the logo and template for my page... Please? I'll owe you a favor. FallenShadow

I should really, explain myself... I mean creating a template for my page, as Rai let me take over Ish's shop 'cause I spend way to much time looking at this shit online... (._. ) And adding my name to the list off staff on the wiki... Did I exlain myself properly?

1) I think Fallen's Shop sound nice. And it's very creative and original. 2) Stalking whore... Just a simple gif or even a normal image for a banner at the top of my page. ._. 3) That team still exists~?

2) For my page of the magazine. D:

Go to bed then.

RE: FA

 * Capricorn


 * What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
 * A: Magic Games? Meeeehhh... Lucy-sama didn't summoned me for that one, so it's like nothing happened for me. Oh, but I managed to see her in a small swimsuit before the Games, what made meeeeeehh very happy. *erects tail*


 * What's your favorite manga?
 * A: The acclaimed seinen Berserk! I wish I was that damn lucky goat from that scene! He's my hero. (note: This is a reference to the Berserk manga. If you didn't get it, click in this link, but keep in mind that it is NSFW and may contain spoilers: http://www.mangahere.com/manga/berserk/c154/5.html)


 * What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
 * A: He seems a great man of great respect. I wish I could meeeeeeehhht him someday so he would use his Green Magic to create a giant pasture for me and my friends Tauros and Aries.


 * If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
 * A: I would be Goat Fury, chief of a secret agency of superheroes. With that, I would just sit down on a chair, swear at some employees and use nice guns in combat.


 * Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 * A: You don't even know, my friend. With my permanent sunglasses, I'm able to stare at both her boobs and butt, and I found out many, many secrets about that body, but I'll keep those secrets for my exclusive pleeeeeeeeeasure.
 * Carry: I thought you only bleated in "me" syllables...
 * Capricorn: Who said that was a bleat? :3


 * Admiral Fujitora


 * What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
 * A: Games? You mean that ruckus that's being held at the Colosseum? I hate that thing! It sucks to not be able to watch such marvelous fights!
 * Dagama: Yeah! It's a shame there's someone that can't look at my marvelous body!!


 * What's your favorite manga?
 * A: I'd say that I like Bleach, because there's almost nothing to see in those pages.
 * Godisme: You don't talk about "The Heart" incident!! That's taboo!


 * What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
 * A: I'm just glad I can't see the face of that hideous man. Even more when he tries to smile... Just creepy. Some people just can't help but to age as an old geezer, unlike me. I could be an actor.


 * If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
 * A: I would be Purple Devil, fighting against the crime in my street at night while being a handsome lawyer during the day.


 * Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 * A: It's something out of this world. You see, I'm blind, but the light that reflects on her body somehow manages to reach my eyes so I can see those nice curves.

Re: July FA

 * Elfman


 * What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
 * A: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
 * Max: So helping Mira mind the guild counter?
 * Elfman: *dejected* Yes.....


 * What's your favorite manga?
 * A: Toriko! A manga about the manliest of men chowing down and taking names, just like a man should!


 * What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
 * A: He's no man, he's a tree!


 * If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
 * A: I would be He-Man!
 * He-Man: Alas, that name is taken by I, for I have the poweeeeeeeerrrr....
 * Elfman: You're no man, I'll take you down, 1...2-

* 5 minutes later in a hospital room*


 * Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 * Elfman: *weakly* Cause.....she's a man among men....

FA and stuff~
Hey, first things first, here are my FA answers:

Millianna


 * What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
 * A: ( .__.) Well... I sort of fulfilled my character potential in the GMG arc with the whole "Jellal revenge" thing, so know that that's over I guess I'll just go back to being a background character that no-one really cares about that much :/


 * What's your favorite manga?
 * A: Tokyo Mew Mew! Just the title is full of cats, but the content is even better * ^ *


 * What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
 * A: *waves hand dismissively* Meh, he looks like a tree... Stick a pair of cat ears on him and maybe I'll show a little more interest...


 * If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
 * A: CATWOMAN >:)

Carrot: Uhhhh ("-__-) That's already taken...


 * Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 * A: Because I just put these cute neko ears on her!! X3 *glares at Carrot* SAY NYA!! SAY IT! D:<

Carrot: DX ...Nya?
 * A: You see ^__^ So cute!!

Duke Everlue


 * What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
 * A: What was I doing before the Games even started? o__O


 * What's your favorite manga?
 * A: One Piece! There are some beautiful women in that series!!


 * What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
 * A: He's quite good looking, but unfortunately I don't swing that way >__>


 * If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
 * A: Hmmm... How about The Great and Amazing Duke Everlue!!

Carrot: ( -__-) You just added "the great and amazing" to the start of your name...
 * A: Silence ugly!!


 * Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 * A: That!? *points to Carrot* Cute? *laughs for some time* That ugly woman? Hehehe. Next you'll be telling me that I'm actually the main villian of the entire series...

There you go. Also, here is a review for the 5th FT OVA, because I got a few questions as to why I hadn't written one both in the last few SM blogs and in chat from randoms, so I did it this month just for the kicks. Would you pleeeeeaaase be able to whip up a quick heading for me? :3 Awwww, you're the best Lel ;D *runs off*

13:27, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Laxus Dreyar

 * What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
 * A: Stuff,
 * Interviewer: Could you expound on that?
 * Laxus: No.


 * What's your favorite manga?
 * A:......... Shugo Chara. If you tell anyone, I'll kill you.


 * What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
 * A: They aren't as strong as me.
 * Everyone: -_______-
 * Laxus: Silence!


 * If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
 * A: Captain Thunder
 * Inverviewer: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 * Laxus: ಠ_ಠ
 * Interviewer: *runs away*
 * Laxus: Get back here!


 * Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 * A: That weird British man masquerading as a woman? Nothing cute about him.

Suì-Fēng

 * Who the hell are you?
 * A: Not important. Just ask your damn questions.
 * Interviewer: I really don't think I should.
 * Suì-Fēng: *pulls out sword*
 * Interviewer: And on to the questions we go!


 * What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
 * A: I don't know what those are, but I'm preparing for war.


 * What's your favorite manga?
 * A: The best manga to ever be created of course, Bleach.
 * Naruto: Fuck you say?!
 * Goku: I hate to disagree... but...
 * Luffy: Bull shit!
 * Natsu: Die!


 * What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
 * A: I don't care.


 * If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
 * A: I'd call myself YoruichiFeng.
 * Inverviewer: -_____-


 * Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 * A: If she doesn't look like Yoruichi sama, she isn't.

JAK IS DONE BITCHEZ!!! WORSHIP ME! :D

Can't. Waiting on articles and pics. :P

Is there any specific reason for my article's written parts changing position and format right after a picture? I'm leaving tomorrow, I don't even feel like having a look at it. I might as well leave it like this.

-- 10:18, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

Solved it. It wasn't a matter of emoticons, but rather of extra <...> stuff which I'd forgotten. Can't believe I didn't realize sooner.

Thanks anyway.

-- 16:00, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry, I went out and so wasn't around to upload stuff.

-- 08:21, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

Herme didn't mention me either despite the input to this month's RT being mine (not to mention some facts).

-- 08:35, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

Indeed.

-- 08:45, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

July edition
Need any help uploading?

Sure. How about Rai's?

Yeah, that's to be expected. I'll do it. Not like we can expect him to do it himself =P

Alright, so how are we splitting this crap up?

HEEEELLPPPP!!!!

Re:Ads
Okay, I'll it to you by the end of the night.

Damn! I forgot. >_> Give me like twenty minutes and I'll whip something up.


 * Are you a hard worker? Do you like keeping our articles accurate? Do you think reading a well written article is better than sex? Looking for a guild to join? Well, look no further! The Referencia Guild is the right place for you. We are a group of users dedicated to making sure every article on the wiki is referenced and meets the high standard that the Fairy Tail Wiki has for its articles. If you want to be a part of this process, then apply today!

It looks awesome!!! Great job for once whore! :D

Replied via blog. ;)

I failed badly Lelchan! Can you pretty-pretty-pretty please make me a header/banner for Fallens shop please? \o/

Nah. Dat looks sexy thanks. :3 Now I just gotta wait for Rai or you to code my page and make chaanges to the templates, here and on the FT Wiki. ._.

Speak proper English dammit, I can't understand you!

If you gimme some props, we could see. :P

Well, fine then. :P

Sure, whore. Just give a lil' bit. :P

I did it in a similar style to the Ref's ad. I can think of something different if it's not quite what you're looking for.
 * Remember when Erza defeated Angelica with one slice from her blade? Remember when Lucy used her signature Lucy Kick to finish off Naked Mummy's Mages? Remember when Happy defeated Phantom Lord Mages with his legendary Fish Attack? You don't?! Well, the Fairy Tail Wiki does! And this is only possible because we have a group of Mages dedicated to writing blow by blow recounts of the battles for our fight pages. Want to be a part of this process? Then apply to the Fight Summary Guild today!

My extremely fantastic memory is a gift. ;)

Whore!! (◞‸◟；)

New article...
Leli!!

...

...

Lelikz? Likz? Elik?

>__>

<__<

Fuck you ( .__.)~

Anyways... I just remembered that I need a heading for my new fanfic article... as well as a template for like my authors name heading thing at the top of the article - dunno wtf that's called. Might you be able to make one? Ahem, I mean, seeing as you are so sexy and talented and suave and kind and helpful? :3

Love ya ;)

01:29, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Again
Gajeel Redfox
 * Tell me your height and your weight please.
 * A: Screw you, you ain't gettin' any of my information.


 * What do you think about the 6th OVA - Fairy Tail X Rave?
 * A: Fuck it. They didn't invite me on that damn mission even though I could've eaten that damn slot machine. They can go to hell.


 * Why is Gray Fullbuster such a boring character? Would you trade him away and get Ultear back instead?
 * A: Who the hell is Ultear? Ah, screw it. I'd trade that ice sissy for a nice iron pizza any day of the week.


 * What's your favorite anime?
 * A: Uhm....I have absolutely nothing to say on the matter.


 * Why do you think Hiro Mashima is keeping you alive?
 * A: Cause he knows what's good for him, of course. As long as I'm alive, so is he.

Man, that's exactly what I was going for! Good job.

Why can't you take a compliment, dumbass? >_> Oh, and here.

Won't be back before the end of the month.

Hence, no August's TMITM.

-- 20:03, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

No, I really was complimenting you. And interestingly, Rem got mad at me for discovering that series before he did.

The main characters are basically 3 lolis and a fairy though most of the remaining cast are adults, barring a few exceptions here and there.

NAKED WENDY!!!!

Lol, yeah.

Indeed.

-- 19:47, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Again
Firstly:

Juvia Lockser:


 * Tell me your height and your weight please.
 * A: Eeeehhh!!? Juvia does not think it is appropriate to share such details with anyone but your true love!! *glances towards Gray*


 * What do you think about the 6th OVA - Fairy Tail X Rave?
 * A: *blushes ferociously* B-B-BOY LOVE!! \( o__o)/


 * Why is Gray Fullbuster such a boring character? Would you trade him away and get Ultear back instead?
 * A: Gray-sama is not boring!! Gray-sama is perfect and talented and entertaining and smart and handsome and polite and suave an-
 * Carry: Okay, okay, okay... I take it back... Gray is amazing >__>


 * What's your favorite anime?
 * A: D.Gray-man * ^ *


 * Why do you think Hiro Mashima is keeping you alive?
 * A: Because Juvia is destined to be with Gray-sama! She cannot be killed off~

Flare Corona:


 * Tell me your height and your weight please.
 * A: I'm as tall as Mirajane and Juvia, and weigh 47 kilograms :)
 * Lucy: What the...? Wait a second! Those are my proportions!! How the hell did you...??
 * A: Kinpatsu! >:)


 * What do you think about the 6th OVA - Fairy Tail X Rave?
 * A: I had a lot of fun fighting the evil coin people~
 * Lucy: You weren't even there >__>
 * A: *just smiles*


 * Why is Gray Fullbuster such a boring character? Would you trade him away and get Ultear back instead?
 * A: Who is Ultear? o___O?


 * What's your favorite anime?
 * A: Shingeki no Kyojin! There are many giants * ^ * E-Even if they are all being killed off... when they have done nothing to deserve it...
 * Lucy: I... I think eating people is a pretty bad crime...
 * A: I'LL GET ANYONE WHO THREATENS MY FAMILY!!! D:<
 * Lucy: \( O__O)/ Waaah!!


 * Why do you think Hiro Mashima is keeping you alive?
 * A: Well, I'm very important in the current story arc you see ^__^

The article is called Fairy Fiction :) And you'll get your kiss after I get my heading. I never pay somebody before they do their work >:)

12:33, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

Hmmmm ( .__.)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm (.__. )

HHHhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( .__. )

I don't like it. Start all over again! >:)

14:24, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

>__> *gives Reli the quickest peck on the cheek possible*

14:47, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

What happened to me paying you after I get my results? Huh?? I given you a small pre-payment already. No more until I get what I ordered!

06:09, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

Well, I'm not paying until I see a finished product I am happy with, so it's up to you...

13:14, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

...Then I guess we are stuck not publishing the Mag this month when I go on strike and refuse to write any of my articles >:)

13:17, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

You're an ass... Do you know that? ( -__-) *grabs Leli's face and kisses him*

Now... gimme my goddamn heading... and it had better be pretty fucking impressive or I'm coming back with a knife and taking your favourite toy...

13:38, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

Kya~! It's a lot better ^__^ Thanks Lel ;D

13:55, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry Reli... Couldn't do the things for Magazine this week, and I'll be absent for the rest of the year as well too. Final tests are coming and I gotta study a lot. 01:53,9/1/2013

FA

 * Tell me your height and your weight please.
 * A: Pikachu!
 * Interviewer: What the hell's a pikachu?
 * A: Pikachu!!
 * Interviewer: >_> Moving on....


 * What do you think about the 6th OVA - Fairy Tail X Rave?
 * A: Pikachu!


 * Why is Gray Fullbuster such a boring character? Would you trade him away and get Ultear back instead?
 * A: PIIIIIKAAAAAACHUU!!!!!!!!


 * What's your favorite anime? And please don't say Pikachu!
 * A: Pika pika! ^__^


 * Why do you think Hiro Mashima is keeping you alive?
 * A: Pik-
 * Interviewer: CAN YOU SAY ANYTHING BESIDES PIKACHU?!
 * A: ....
 * Interviewer: Well?!
 * A: *evolves* Raichu! 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人
 * Interviewer: (ノ`Д ́)ノ

Lol, I was busy trying to finish the rest of my damn articles!

It's not that. It's just that I have to log in to my college's server to use the internet and I don't want to have searches for "sexy" pictures of men in my server history. >_> And shut up! I have stared. I asked Yummy for pictures, I've gotten the interview from Raven, and I'm currently looking at pictures for my Chamber of Art. I'll be finished before night falls. ^_^

I......well.....you see............Touche. ( ._.)

Articles
I'm officially done with my articles. >_> Whenever you guys sign on tomorrow, upload yours. I'll publish the magazine when I get back from class, or you can do it if you get on before me. :P

Uploads
I was just about to upload my article to the wiki? Anything else you want me to upload?

Alright. Got nothing major to do today anyways =/

It's 8:09pm

K.

Hey, what's the template for the advertisements?

Alright, it is up but some templates aren't recognizing your new username and/or avi.

LAZY BASTARD! *slaps Reli* >_>

Yeah, it does.

No, you would me it "it'll work in the wiki" = it would work = past tense

=D Anyways, would you be up for making ELC a new header image? Something to reflect the year X791.

You're awesome, thanks.

At least not under my pen, for the rest of the year... 23:42,9/6/2013

Would changing the "Earth Land" thing entirely be cool? Putting in FT after the timeskip or something.

People seem to like the animated headers, so that sounds cool to me.

That's cool with me. Feel free to take your time.

Man Reli, that's freakin' excellent. Love it. Thanks a ton.

Re:*Cough* *Cough*
O_O DUDE!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!!! MAKE ME A NEW HEADER PLEASE!!! I've been redoing my articles in secret all month, so the header won't go on my same old, dusty, boring article. >_> Pwetty pwease?! :(

Aweshome!!! Thanks. :D

Nah, I think I want to change it to MediumVioletRed.

I have been working on the content. Not on the design. :P And yeah, do it in MVR.

It looks great!!!! Thanks whore. :D

THANK GOD!!! Now, it's AWESOME!!!! I didn't want to say anything, but the graininess made my skin crawl. :D

Majorly sexy work of you

Re: Fairy Interview
Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki


 * So recently we have been introduced to Devil Slayers. If you were one, what would your element be?
 * A: Ichiya will be...


 * Trimen: Ichiya will be!


 * A: an amazing...


 * Trimen: an amazing!


 * A: DEVIL SLAYER~


 * Trimen: DEVIL SLAYER!


 * Carrot: The question is what element you'd-
 * A: Wasshoi!


 * Trimen: Wasshoi!


 * A: Wasshoi!


 * Trimen: Wasshoi!


 * A: Wasshoi!


 * Trimen: Wasshoi!


 * A: Sparkle~ .. .:*・°☆


 * Carrot: ( -__-)


 * Pokemon X and Y comes out next month. Is there any Pokemon you are excited to play with?
 * A: Flabébé... What a lovely parfum~!! *ku ku~ ku ku~*


 * What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?
 * A: Ichiya will be with ☆°・*:.. .MY HONEY.. .:*・°☆, Erza Scarlet~ <3 <3


 * Erza: OH YEAH!? D:<




 * A: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~


 * What do you think E.N.D. is?
 * A: E.N.D is... *poses* ...the end!


 * Carrot: >__>


 * What was your last dream about?
 * A: Meeeen~


 * Carrot: I said... What was your last dream ab-


 * A: Meeeen~


 * Carrot: o__O *backs away slowly*

Freed Justine


 * So recently we have been introduced to Devil Slayers. If you were one, what would your element be?
 * A: I would be a Dark Écriture Devil Slayer :)


 * Carrot: Sooo... Just the Magic you have now but with 'Devil Slayer' tagged onto the end? :/


 * A: Isn't that what all Devil, Demon and Dragon Slayer are like?


 * Carrot: *thinks* He has a point...


 * Pokemon X and Y comes out next month. Is there any Pokemon you are excited to play with?
 * A: Dedenne * ^ *


 * Carrot: Isn't that the electric fairy pokemon?


 * A: ( o///o) Maybe~


 * What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?
 * A: Cooking, cleaning and working for La- the Fairy Tail Guild... Of course :)


 * What do you think E.N.D. is?
 * A: I'm not too sure, but I don't like the sound of it :/ Wait! I'm sure Laxus will know! :D *runs off to get him*


 * Carrot: Wait! DX Do that later... We're almost done...


 * What was your last dream about?
 * A: I... I don't quite remember >__>

There you go. Oh, btw... I changed the question "What do you think its E.N.D.?" to "What do you think E.N.D is?" cause it's more grammatically correct. You might want to look at changing the others to match.

07:03, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Ads
You need that right now?

Chelia Blendy


 * So recently we have been introduced to Devil Slayers. If you were one, what would your element be?
 * A: Rival Devil Slayer! I'm slaying everyone who comes after my Lyon!


 * Pokemon X and Y come out next month. Is there any Pokemon you are excited to play with?
 * A: Hmph! I gave up Pokemon when I graduated Magic school.....But if I had to choose, I would say MegaBlaziken, MegaHeracross, Mega-
 * Interviewer: Alright, we got it!


 * What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?
 * A: In 5 years, my Lyon will finally see me for who I am! His beloved!


 * What do you think E.N.D. is?
 * A: IamJakuhoRaikoben begins to eat I dunno but if it's Zeref, it has to be no-good!


 * What was your last dream about?
 * A: Teehee, it involved my dearest Lyon and I in my old Magic school. He was so mean to me for some reason but when he searched the whole school and apologized to me with a hug, I totally forgave him. But when I woke up, he didn't seem to remember =/

Thanks, I'll make the ad quote later.

FA
Whore!!! You haven't done your FA article! I almost published last month's questions. ಠ_ಠ Whenever you get online, publish the magazine. All of the articles and images are uploaded with the exception of your Fairy Tail Answers article.

<_< I don't have to answer if I don't want to! >_> But fine, I 'spose I will. Give me a second. :P

Slacker. :P

Bora

 * So recently we have been introduced to Devil Slayers. If you were one, what would your element be?
 * A: I'd be the cotton candy Devil Slayer if it meant I could have screen time again! :(


 * Pokemon X and Y comes out next month. Is there any Pokemon you are excited to play with?
 * A: Wrong anime you idiot! Wait, is Pokemon looking for a new villain? I could help!


 * What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?
 * A: I see myself flipping burgers at Burger King now that Mashima has no more use for me.


 * What do you think E.N.D. is?
 * A: End? It's the end of my career obviously.


 * What was your last dream about?
 * A: I dreamed that I'd actually be relevant in the story again.

Ultear Milkovich

 * So recently we have been introduced to Devil Slayers. If you were one, what would your element be?
 * A: Who's there, is that you Meredy?
 * Interviewer: No, I'm an interviewer with the Sorcerer Magazine.
 * A: Jellal? It's so nice of you to come visit me.
 * Interviewer: I'm not Jellal, I told you, I'm an interviewer.
 * A: Hand me that ball of yarn, Natsu, I need to finish my scarves!
 * Interviewer: Are you even listening?!


 * Pokemon X and Y comes out next month. Is there any Pokemon you are excited to play with?
 * A: Pokemon? What's that!?
 * Interviewer: It's a video game.
 * A: Video game? Why, back in my day we didn't have all that electronic nonsense. We went outside to play, we didn't park in front of a TV!!
 * Interviewer: Ma'am, you're only in your twenties... I think... when exactly do you mean by "back in the day?"
 * A: Don't you sass me boy!


 * What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?
 * A: I'll be dead.
 * Interviewer: Why would you say something like that?
 * A: I'm old sonny. I don't have too many more miles on me.


 * What do you think E.N.D. is?
 * A: Ed? He was my first husband and my first love. He left me for some old young gal back in X745.
 * Interviewer: You weren't even born then!


 * What was your last dream about?
 * A: I dreamed about you Jellal.
 * Interviewer: I thought I told you I'm not- O never mind.

I think you'll notice that I reworded question 4. Do the same for everyone else's interviews you grammarless, Mexican, whore!

Fine, whore. Btw, we need a Halloween background for the wiki. Also, when doing your articles and the cover and stuff, remember that we're publishing on Halloween day so I want everything to have a Halloween theme. :D

Of course I know that you filthy whore! But next month, we absolutely can't be late because it's Halloween! ;D

Fine, fine, whore. I won't be late. >_> Now, go take a look at my Chamber of Art, SMA, and your Ad and tell me if you see something fucked up or is it just me.

Good, as long as it isn't just me.

Re: Ad
Honey, the ASG doesn't have all-day-any-day applications. Moreover, applications are currently closed :/ Seems kinda pointless for me to write an ad for a guild that isn't even looking for people...

If you're looking for a new Dragon for the DoD, why not make an ad for that??

04:56, October 16, 2013 (UTC)


 * I agree with Carry. *Looking for more time* ( .___.) 17:38, October 17, 2013 (UTC)

Check your D.A.

RAI SAID HE WOULD DO IT!

Fine, fine. It'll be up soon.

Natsu groping Lucy's breasts. Erza requipping an armor for the first time. Mirajane using Satan Soul after two years of dormancy. Gray stripping....multiple times. Each and every one of these are iconic moments in Fairy Tail. And all of them are available for your viewing pleasure in the highest quality thanks to the Image Guild! We are a group of users tasked with the job of making sure that all the images on the site are of high quality and are cataloged properly. If you want to be a part of this process, then apply today!

Halloween Issue
Hey guys! We have a few days before the magazine goes out, and I just want to remind you guys that the Magazine must be published on Halloween. We absolutely cannot be late this month! So, with that being said, all articles must be completed by the 29th, so that the entire magazine can be checked over by me. There will be hell to pay for those who don't meet the deadline. I don't know what hell is yet, but once I figure it out, you will pay it! O yeah, and since this is a Halloween issue, don't be afraid to make your articles Halloween themed. As a matter of fact, it's encouraged. And I want this to be a really great issue, so everyone bring your A game when writing your articles this month. No half-assing! Have food and がんばって！

Screw you! Stop being rebellious. >_>

What's more important, me or RL? :D

Re:
Evergreen


 * TRICK OR TREAT?!!!
 * A: So what's your costume? Did you make it yourself or did you just not get enough love as a child?


 * So the Nine Demon Gates have been introduced. Which of them would you like to fight?
 * A: The one with four arms. I thought he would be cool but his lower half is so disappointing.....
 * Hungry I know, right? The men in this world >_>
 * A You're preaching to the choir, big man.


 * So have you heard that we have a podcast in this wiki? Would you ever want to be a guest in it?
 * A: Of course. Well who wouldn't want to hear me? I am... *flips hair* fabulous


 * Do you have any secrets you would like to share with me?
 * A: Who would share their secrets with you?


 * What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
 * A: Wouldn't you like to know ;)

So
I just pick a character and answer the questions? 16:14, October 28, 2013 (UTC)

Erza Scarlet

 * TRICK OR TREAT?!!!
 * A: Trick obviously. I'll overcome it and show everyone the power Fairy Tail!
 * Interviewer: It's really not that serious...


 * So the Nine Demon Gates have been introduced. Which of them would you like to fight?
 * A: All nine.
 * Interviewer: That's a bit much...
 * Erza: No, I've decided. All nine shall be my opponents.


 * So have you heard that we have a podcast in this wiki? Would you ever want to be a guess in it?
 * A: Yes, I'd slay the great beast known as Umnei!
 *  Hungry : I think you mean great whale.
 *  Prime : No, she means Jabba the Hutt.
 *  Umnei : Stop it, you guys! >:(


 * Do you have any secrets you would like to share with me?
 * A: Yes. Lucy doesn't wear any underwear.
 * Lucy: Share your own secrets!


 * What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
 * A: Requip! Do you like it?
 * Interviewer:Me gusta!

Ooba Babasaama

 * TRICK OR TREAT?!!!
 * A: Trick. Candy gets stuck in my dentures.


 * So the Nine Demon Gates have been introduced. Which of them would you like to fight?
 * A: I'd face E.N.D. If I beat the main antagonist of this arc, then we could rename the series Lamia Scale!
 * Interviewer: Stop breaking the fourth wall!


 * So have you heard that we have a podcast in this wiki? Would you ever want to be a guess in it?
 * A: Of course! I heard there's a young lad on there who wants to lose his virginity, and I think I can be of assistance.
 *  Prime : O god, please no!


 * Do you have any secrets you would like to share with me?
 * A: Secrets? Well, since you asked. My nickname is "The Human Tote Bag" because I can fit lots of long, thick things inside my p-
 * Interviewer: Don't finish that sentence!!
 * Ooba: -ockets.


 * What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
 * A: Since I'm so young and hot, I figured I'd strip down to my bathing suit, and go as a newborn baby!
 * Interviewer:

Mavis Vermilion

 * TRICK OR TREAT?!!!
 * A: It's been 400 years since I last ate something sweet! Give me the treat! Gimme, gimme, gimme. :3


 * So the Nine Demon Gates have been introduced. Which of them would you like to fight?
 * A: They all look so strong. But I want to take Seira down! Nothing personal... *Feels chest* TT^TT


 * So have you heard that we have a podcast in this wiki? Would you ever want to be a guess in it?
 * A: With all of my responsibi-
 * Hungry: You're a ghost! A flat chested ghost! You don't have anything to do. Crying about your flat chest isn't a responsibility.
 * Mavis: *Sulks*


 * Do you have any secrets you would like to share with me?
 * A: When I was young, my chest was the size of Lucy's! It's not a joke. They were so big that a jealous female Mage made them smaller when I was sleeping.
 * Interviewer: Wow, is that so?
 * Mavis: No, tricked ya! :D
 * Interviewer: This is why your chest will never be big! ಠ_ಠ
 * Mavis: Tehehe. That's what you think. A real secret is... Purehito is actually a girl!
 * Interviewer: Not falling for it.
 * Mavis: But I'm cute. :3
 * Interviewer: Okay, okay. You can have a treat. *Hands you a treat*
 * Mavis: *Flies away*


 * What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
 * A: Something really scary. How's this?!
 * Interviewer: Waoh, that's actually pretty bad ass.

Kagura Mikazuchi

 * TRICK OR TREAT?!!!
 * A: I'll cut you if you trick me.
 * Interviewer: I was just asking...
 * Kagura: Are you trying to act smart? *Glares*
 * Interviewer: Answer the damn question!
 * Kagura: Fine. Treat from Mega-sama.


 * So the Nine Demon Gates have been introduced. Which of them would you like to fight?
 * A: I don't fight weaklings. I would much rather fight Master E.N.D.
 * Mega MY HUN IS SOOO STRONG T^T
 * God: Correction, my property.
 * Mega: Bitch, please. ಠ_ಠ
 * Kagura: I belong to Mega, God.


 * So have you heard that we have a podcast in this wiki? Would you ever want to be a guess in it?
 * A: No.
 * Hungry: We don't want you anyway! T^T
 * Kagura: Says the one that wants to dress up as me...
 * Prime: Can you please come over and cut the train near my house in half?
 * Umnei: Join us, home gulr~!
 * Kagura: No.
 * Everyone: ...


 * Do you have any secrets you would like to share with me?
 * A: Yes.
 * Interviewer: Well...?
 * Kagura: Secrets are meant to be kept secret.
 * Interviewer: -____-


 * What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
 * A: Mega's favorite costume.
 * Mega: *Dies from massive nosebleed.* @_@
 * Interviewer: HOT DAMN!
 * Wikia: HOLY MOTHER OF GRAVITY!
 * Kagura: Yes. I like something that doesn't reveal much.
 * Wikia: >____>

Hope you like them And I didn't stalk you guys before joining. >:3 20:35, October 28, 2013 (UTC)

Lol, thanks!!! I'll try. :3

Dev
Check your dev, whore!

Ad
Holy shit. Amazing. O.O 00:35, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

You don't see all those damn group messages that need your approval?

Lol, I see now! I didn't realize you had declined any. I just blindly check yes to all of them. :P

Rai said do 2
Hibiki Lates


 * TRICK OR TREAT?!!!
 * A: Naturally, it's not in my nature to be devious. I much prefer to be.....sweet. *point and click* *loud drop*
 * Interviewer: I think some fangirls just fainted in the distance.


 * So the Nine Demon Gates have been introduced. Which of them would you like to fight?
 * A: Naturally, my abilities don't extend to combat. I'll be in the back supporting my friends.
 * Gajeel Redfox: So basically, you're a big wuss!?
 * Hibiki: What are you doing here!?


 * So have you heard that we have a podcast in this wiki? Would you ever want to be a guess in it?
 * A: Sorry to say, but a group of men don't truly garner my interest.
 *  Hungry : We have Umnei. He's not really a man.
 *  Prime : Well to be fair, we don't know what he wants to be.
 * Hibiki: I see. Perhaps I shall consider an appearance.
 *  Umnei : Ulala ;)
 * Hibiki: O_O


 * Do you have any secrets you would like to share with me?
 * A: I do indeed have secrets. However, none which I am willing to share with you.
 * Interviewer: Come on, just one!
 * Hibiki: Very well. I have a great admiration for Ichiya san and I wish to follow in his footsteps one day.
 * Interviewer: Maybe that should've remained a secret.....


 * What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
 * A: I shall go out with my friends, of course. You must remain safe on Halloween. Do you like what we will be wearing?
 * Interviewer: .....

Screw Filipinos!!!! America FTW! >_>

Sorry
Hey, just quickly, I know Jak said to publish a little earlier than usual, but I have yet to finish my articles. PLEASE make sure you check them before you publish. I'll try and get them up ASAP, but I have a major ProfWrit assignment worth 40% of my total mark that I've left to the last minute and I need to finish it. I'm really panicking, so bear with me.

Here are my FI responses:

Happy


 * TRICK OR TREAT?!!!
 * A: *glances at Lucy* Tricks! Aye Sir! :D


 * So the Nine Demon Gates have been introduced. Which of them would you like to fight?
 * A: I'll be helping Natsu... So... whichever one he wants to fight...
 * Natsu: Okay Happy... I've checked them out and they all look super weak. We're taking them all on at the same time!! *runs off*
 * A: Wait! Natssssuuuu!! DX


 * So have you heard that we have a podcast in this wiki? Would you ever want to be a guest in it?
 * A: Hmmm... Maybe I'll go along to see wha-
 *  Prime : We are NOT having you on our podcast! Get the fuck out!! *glares and points to door*
 * Happy: Umnei! Ultra is being mean to me! (__;) *hugs Umy's legs*
 *  Umnei : Awww :< There, there *pats*
 *  Hungry : *sighs* Don't pamper him, just get him out of here before Ultra wets himself in anger...
 *  Umnei : But that's so mean! Ultra, you're a meanie!!
 *  Hungry : That does it... You're fired Umy... You leave too...
 *  Umnei and Happy: So mean D;


 * Do you have any secrets you would like to share with me?
 * A: Kukuku... Lucy likes to sing to herself in the shower when she thinks nobody's there.
 * Interviewer: Uhhh... What about your own secrets? :<
 * Happpy: Lucy thinks that Erza won the Miss Fairy Tail Contest because she has bigger breasts, so now Lucy stuffs her bra.
 * Interviewer: *sighs* ( -__-)


 * What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
 * A: Lucy of course! So scary XD
 * Lucy: You stupid cat!! D:< *chases Happy out of the room*

Kain Hikaru


 * TRICK OR TREAT?!!!
 * A: Woo-wee... *starts drooling everywhere* T-treat please!


 * So the Nine Demon Gates have been introduced. Which of them would you like to fight?
 * A: S-Sayla and I have a very good relationship... More than friends, but less than lovers ( ^////^)
 * Men of the FT Wiki: *grab Sayla* You are not associated with Sayla in any way!! Get the hell out of here!! >:(
 * Kain: Y-Y-You dare to get all cuddly with a woman near me!!


 * So have you heard that we have a podcast in this wiki? Would you ever want to be a guest in it?
 * A: I have a very nice voice. I would m-make a great a-addition!
 *  Hungry : *sees Kain* Oh... My... God... Umy's twin brother just appeared... ( o__o)
 *  Umnei : Stahp! D:< We look nothing alike!!
 *  Prime : T-Too.Many.Joke.Possibilities. *runs from the room spluttering from laughter*
 *  Umnei : Fine! Kain and I will do the podcast ourselves! You'll see :<
 *  Hungry : *laughs to himself* Go ahead... *follows Prime from the room*


 * Do you have any secrets you would like to share with me?
 * A: I-Iwncatdnrwifoteatngdssrt T^T
 * Interviewer: Wait... What!?
 * Kain: I-IWNCATDNERWFOTETNGDSSRT!!
 * Interviewer: Omg... *sighs and brings Meredy into the room*
 * Meredy: Kain says he once ate dinner without eating dessert...
 * Interviewer: What the hell kind of secret is that! >__>


 * What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
 * A: Woo-wee!! I am going to make a skin-tight, Mr. Cursey suit! :D
 * Interviewer: Uhhh... Excuse me please...

Also, fix your typo. Some people changed "guess" to "guest", but others haven't. It's still on the main article page...

01:41, October 30, 2013 (UTC)

Lol, worry not whore. I'm going to publish it tomorrow. :P

I need a black version of our magazine's symbol, please. :3

Lazy bastard. >_>

Ooooo, I forgot you did that every year. It'd better be good. :D