User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Fairy Interview - December/@comment-5268982-20141229201613/@comment-5268982-20141230103746


 * Minerva Orlando


 * Do you believe in Santa Claus?
 * A: Me finding coal in my stockings for the last 10 years probably is a sign of his existence, so yes.


 * Did you get anything for Christmas?
 * A: Yes, someone got me new pieces of underwear!
 * Interviewer: (Finally...)


 * When you hear "Ho Ho Ho" what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
 * A: Nothing. It's a stupid laugh I've never had the displeasure of listening.
 * Interviewer: That's Santa's laugh.
 * Minerva: R-REALLY? That was off the record, what I mean is, this sound is music to my ears!


 * YOUR GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER!! :(
 * A: Serves her right for giving birth to my piece of trash father.


 * What's your New Year's resolution?
 * A: To get to the list of non-naughty children!


 * Makarov Dreyar


 * Do you believe in Santa Claus?
 * A: Believe in him? I happen to personally know him!


 * Did you get anything for Christmas?
 * A: Sadly I'm at the age of giving presents, not taking.
 * Mira:' What about this package full of ero-books Gildarts sent you the other day, Master?
 * Makarov: (Shhh, you're ruining my image!)


 * When you hear "Ho Ho Ho" what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
 * A: Ho ho ho-ly shit look at those boobs! That ass! This-
 * Interviewer: Yeah, moving on.


 * YOUR GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER!! :(
 * A: WHAT? GRANNY GOT HIT?
 * Interviewer: ...Why was she still alive to begin with? -_-


 * What's your New Year's resolution?
 * A: To repay the guild's debts and prevent my idiotic children from increasing the amount of money I owe!