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Ultra: Hey everyone! Welcome to the first ever edition of (insert article name here) where we bring you the stuff you don't want to hear and make you want to hear it!

Carrot: (insert introduction) and alongside him, I'm gonna be working on this article! Get ready to laugh and learn!

Ultra: So when it comes to this article, our topics are psychology-based. We'll be going through various theories and relating them to Fairy Tail, it's characters and whatever else we can think of.

Carrot: And if any of you bitch about this stuff being inaccurate, get ready to die ^_^

Ultra: You heard the lady. Shall we get started?

Carrot: Let's!

(insert intro about PAC ego states/Transaction Analysis)

Ultra: That's pretty much the gist of it. Let's get into the various states and see we can relate it to the Fairy Tail series.

Carrot: We'll start with a look at the first of the three: the Parent ego state. It's what we call the ego state of the person who behaves a bit on the emotional side and looks out for the interests of those close to them, without really regarding logic, not that they disregard it.

Ultra: I'd say Makarov is a pretty good example of that. Wouldn't you?

Carrot: Pretty much. Given what we saw back during the Phantom Lord arc, and the Tenrou Island arc when he held off Acnologia to let everyone escape, it fits him better than anyone else.

Ultra: Mirajane's probably a close one when it comes to this. Talking to an upset Freed back in the Fighting Festival arc definitely showed that emotional stuff you expect from parents.

Carrot: That's true as well. Does that make you happy, Jak? =P

Ultra: I'd bet it does. But less talk on the whore and more on the topic. Next up is the Adult ego state. The is the ego state in which a person is at their most logical. They disregard emotion for the most part and do what is meant to be practical. Some people even compare this state to a computer.

Carrot: Logical type, eh? Sounds a bit like Erza or Lucy to me.

Ultra: Understandable. Erza's big on enforcing the rules and Lucy's a person who calls out others on their weirdness.

Carrot: Kinda odd of her when you consider how weird she can be, isn't it?

Ultra: Lol, yeah. Even then, she's still saner than most of the other Fairy Tail Mages. Erza's initial behavior in the Galuna Island arc is pretty much like this ego state as well.

Carrot: But she eventually gave in and went along with them even though it was against the rules.

Ultra: That's true too, but she did follow them in the end by refusing the reward. It's not perfect, but these things rarely are.

Carrot: Good point. Throw in Hibiki and how he tries applying his science stuff like he did in Pandemonium, and we've got another in this state.

Ultra: Pretty much. Finally, we have the Child ego state. This ego state is probably the weirdest of the three. The person in this ego state is really emotional, spontaneous and impulsive bordering on recklessness.

Ultra: I think we all know who fits that best XD

Carrot: Naturally. He's (insert opinion on how childish Natsu can be).

Ultra: In all fairness though, he isn't the only one. Gray, Juvia, Elfman and a ton of others have their own tendencies to be childish or impulsive, whether it's about demanding their way or whatever.

Carrot: It's really whatever you can remember them doing that wasn't something Parent or Adult ego states would have a person do. Whether it's arguing with Natsu, coming onto Gray or preaching about being a man XD

Ultra: Truthfully, Elfman's crap about being a man get's irritating though. I'd love to see an omake where he becomes a woman.

Carrot: And if Evergreen were a man 0_0

(insert banter)

Ultra: I guess it's time to say goodbye.....

Carrot: Fine ( _ _)

Ultra: Neither of us are psychologists and neither of us claim to be anything of the sort.

Carrot: Let's face it. If we knew psychology like we knew Fairy Tail, the world's understanding would be very different.

Ultra: You can say that again =P

Carrot: Cya guys next time!