Template:Jakuho's Corner/August 2012

 <div style="float:right; width:46%; height:424px; border:3px solid #000000; background-color:gold; color:#ffffff; -moz-border-radius:3ex; border-radius:3ex; background-image:-moz-linear-gradient(top, orange 25%, gold 75%); background-image:-webkit-gradient(linear, 0% 100%, 0% 0%, color-stop(75%, gold), color-stop(10%, orange)); -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 10px 3px #000000; -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 10px 3px #000000; box-shadow: 0 0 10px 3px #000000; padding:10px; padding-bottom:15px; background-color:gold; text-align:center;"> IamJakuhoRaikoben is the founder of Jakuho's Corner, as well as its sole editor. His goal in its founding was to keep editors and viewers of the Fairy Tail Wiki informed on the latest rumors, gossip, and facts about the Fairy Tail Series.  Welcome to "Jakuho's Corner", your source for Fairy Tail rumors, chapter info, interviews, and more!  Note: Do not assume the following are definitely true. These are all rumors that I got from one of my many sources:
 * NO NEW RUMORS THIS MONTH. Although, if you so chose, you can read the rumors from last month that have yet to be confirmed or denied. Like always, they are posted below.

Last Month's Rumors >>>  '''Hello everyone! Today we will be interviewing, my bitchiest wife! Fairy Tail Wiki: Tell us a little about yourself. Glass Heart: I'm just a regular, teenage Asian-American female living in the USA with a strong passion for various forms of culture art, particularly literature and anime/manga. Additionally, I'm an aspiring writer currently in the working of a 10-part novel series, which, in the future, I dearly hope to publish under my name. Stalkers, don't think you'll be getting my true identity out from it.

Fairy Tail Wiki: How did you first discover the Fairy Tail Wiki? Glass Heart: I was recommended Fairy Tail by a good friend of mine somewhere during the summer of 2011. Though I wasn't too eager on editing as an anonymous user, often I would check out various wikis and so I did the same with the Fairy Tail Wiki.
 * Remnant13: Who?
 * Glass Heart: Not telling.
 * Remnant13: Why not!
 * ChaosKnight: Do not continue to be a pervert, Remnant.
 * Glass Heart: Indeed.

Fairy Tail Wiki: What 5 tips would you give new users on the wiki? Glass Heart:
 * 1) Don't spend all your time socializing. Wikia is not a social network, it's an encyclopedic website. Things you should focus more on is editing and improving the content of the site rather than just blogging or chatting. You can do both but keep a good mix.
 * 2) Don't feel the trolls.
 * 3) Don't piss me off. Don't piss anyone off.
 * 4) Don't spam or vandalize.
 * 5) Don't bother reading this part of Sorcerer's Magazine. The ones on Community Central are far more worth your time, trust me. In fact, this interview of Jakuho's Corner is just a blatant rip-off from theirs in terms of questions and all.
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben: Screw you, Glass! I'm going to ignore you now!
 * Omega natsu2: Hey! Only I can say that!
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben: You have no right, disowned whore of son!
 * Glass Heart: Both of you... shut the hell up.
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben & Omega natsu2: No!
 * Glass Heart: Then instead of shutting it, just leave. Do us all some good.

Fairy Tail Wiki: So word on the street is (mostly on chat) that you are a complete bitch. Would you care to respond to this statement? Glass Heart: I am a complete, brutally-honest bitch. Deal with it.
 * Lizzy435: Good point. Well said!

Fairy Tail Wiki: Do you think anyone would want to marry someone as bitchy as you? Glass Heart: Sure, why not?

Fairy Tail Wiki: Surprisingly, IamJakuhoRaikoben married you, even though you are a bitch. Why do you think he married you? Glass Heart: Because I'm awesome. 'Nuff said.
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben: That's not why I married you!
 * Glass Heart: Then why?
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben: Because... I... I...
 * Glass Heart: ...Think I'm awesome? I just said that. No need to repeat.
 * IamJakuhoRaikoben: Screw you!
 * Imhungry4444: Hey, Glass...
 * Glass Heart: What?
 * Imhungry4444:
 * http://i1075.photobucket.com/albums/w422/imhungry4444/Gifs/9fc8f40b17d811d3e1e1af9fa39199f5.gif
 * Glass Heart: So... cute.

Fairy Tail Wiki: However, you are Rai's second wife, with RedFemaleKnight being the first. Is there anything you'd like to say to her? Glass Heart: Well, firstly, it's my fault for letting her get into that marriage in the first place not really, since she did actually say she would marry him. Then... after several months... I got her out of it. I just said one word, plus an angry emoticon, which did the trick.
 * Fairy Tail Wiki: That doesn't answer the question...
 * Glass Heart: What was your question then?
 * Fairy Tail Wiki: Is there anything you have to say for RedFemaleKnight?
 * Glass Heart: Oh. You're welcome, Red!

Fairy Tail Wiki: Recently, you've become a staff member of Wiki Tail. Would you like to say anything to the readers of the series? Glass Heart: I quit Wiki Tail.
 * Fairy Tail Wiki: ...What the hell?
 * Glass Heart: Deal with it.
 * Fairy Tail Wiki: No, I won't! Do you know how much time and effort that Wikia Staff put into creating the Wiki Tail namespace on me?! It was hell! Now all of that is just for nothing? I will not accept that.
 * Glass Heart: But you're just... Fairy Tail Wiki. Why should you care?
 * Fairy Tail Wiki: Because—
 * Glass Heart: And actually, come to think of it, how can you? You're just the Fairy Tail Wiki. You're not a living, sentimental creature. The fact I'm being interviewed by you shouldn't even be real. Come to think of it... it's creepy.
 * Fairy Tail Wiki: Good point. Well, now you readers have some rumor to look forward to.
 * Glass Heart: What rumor?
 * Fairy Tail Wiki: That I'm actually a person pretending to be a wiki. Now, this interview is over.
 * Glass Heart: Good.

'''Well, there you have it folks. Right here on Jakuho's Corner, Glass admitted to being a bitch. Not like it's a big surprise or anything. Anyhow, next month's interview will be with a user with a dangerous reputation on the wiki. Look forward to it! See you guys next time!'''