User blog comment:Ultraprime2/Fairy Interview - February 2015/@comment-1776824-20150222185024

Computer is not fixed, but today I have access to one, so interviews are all I can muster for now.


 * Elfman Strauss


 * Has anyone ever asked you to marry them?
 * A: As a man, it is my job to ask a woman to marry me!


 * What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
 * A: ...as a man, I cannot say!
 * Interviewer: So uncooperative...


 * What's the worst thing you ever did for revenge?
 * A: Men don't seek revenge! A real man fights fair and square!


 * If the world was ending, who would you have sex with for the last time ever?
 * A: A real man never kisses and tells!
 * Interviewer: ...is it Evergreen?
 * A: N-no! I told you, a real man-
 * Evergreen: Bullshit.


 * What is One Piece?
 * A: Me! I'm one piece of fine man!
 * Interviewer: You are so completely stale and boring. Why did I even bother?


 * Imitatia


 * Has anyone ever asked you to marry them?
 * A: ...


 * What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
 * A: ...


 * What's the worst thing you ever did for revenge?
 * A: ...


 * If the world was ending, who would you have sex with for the last time ever?
 * A: ...


 * What is One Piece?
 * A: ...
 * Interviewer: Holy shit, what's your excuse? HUH?! >:C
 * A: *whispers* I'm a doll you asshole. >_>
 * Interviewer: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻